They Did It!!!

Nuke is back together with a vengeance. The boys have been so unhappy apart and there have so many roadblocks that it's hard to believe they did it, really did, at long last. Of course we didn't get to see it, no we'll have to imagine that, damn, but we did get the next step in a great romance. How about the scene in oldtown where Luke tells Noah that he's the one who keeps finding excuses to back away, who won' let anyone in, and then boom Noah kisses him like he's never kissed him before...amaaaaazing, great, just watch it and you'll get it.

After the most passionate of Nuke kisses, they went to Luke's house and I'm expecting someone will be there to muck things up again, but no, they're alone, and after racing upstairs, the next thing you see is two really happy guys exiting the shower, damp, smiling, touchy feely, you know. Noah asks Luke if he's happy, and oh yeah, he's happy. They hold hands as they go downstairs and run into Lucinda who is partly responsible for getting them back together and they all have some ice cream. Luke is positively glowing.

I am hoping they do this again soon, like tomorrow and everyday...let's have some bed scenes, some tangled sheets, no sheets, some glimpses of skin just like they do with the boys and girls. I'm thinking it's just a matter of time since today was step one.

New Year's Is Ruined

Oh I am soooooooooooo bummed cause my Nuke didn't do it, in fact Luke really messed things up this time...damn, things were goin well, there they were dancin, plannin on doin it after the Metro party, Luke looking just gorgeous, glowing even, holy hair beeeeyoutiful, handsome as hell, even Noah looked great, but thennnnnnnnn, STUPIDHEAD numaddie walks into Metro all teary faced, wailin away cause casey was sleeping with alison and so Noah has to go and take her somewhere to calm her down and Luke sees this and gets crazy mad, a jealous hater for sure, and then drinks two glasses of champs and becomes immediately frunky, talk about a lightweight, and so he leaves and Brian follows him and wants to drive him home but noooooooooooooo, Luke is despondent and so kisses Brian and just THEN Noah walks up and just decks poor Brian thinking he attacked Luke by stolen kiss, heeeeeeeeeeee...when they get home Luke tells Noah the truth, that he kissed Brian so now Noah's all pist out and harumphs outta there leaving Luke even more despondent. He reads the letter Noah wanted him to read in the morning, and it's very sweet and sayin how he's watching him read it in 2009 so they spent the night together, and how Luke was his love and his future, and poor Luke just has this look like wtf did I do this time...he knows he really did a bad thing...it's sooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaad and I'm wonderin if Noah will forgive him again, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, and of course they didn't do it, again, no, didn't...this is all maddie's fault.

Black Wedding

Today will be a dark day for many as we watch our beloved carjack being torn asunder, ripped apart by the impending nups of jackass and juicyjanet. After watching yesterday's episode I am wondering how both jack and carly are going to handle being apart with no hope. Carly is devastated. Jack still loves her, you can tell not only by the look in his eyes, this is killing him, but by the way he is treating her, taking her home, coming back, finding her cryin away like that and taking her upstairs and spending time with her saying goodbye. Saddest thing I've seen.

I think Jack is marrying Juicyjanet because he thinks he wants things easy and nice-nice. What he needs to do is take time to decide what he really feels. He seems to jump into marriage so easily without thinking about what he's doing. And I think juicyjanet just wants a guy around, I think she loves him but is mostly enamored with the idea of being respectable and being with a guy that doesn't hit her. And I think she's a little more selfish than people think. When she arrived in Oakdale she went after Brad and could have cared less that he was married to katieho. I also think she knows Jack still loves and will always love Carly but is trying hard to ignore that. I actually don't see good things ahead for them. I think juicyjanet will get jealous, and I think Jack will become bored.

Meanwhile, poor Carly is really in for it. I hope they'll bring someone new to town, to make her happier and to make Jack realllllllllly jealous. Anyway, it's a tragic moment...tomorrow a review of the wedding...

Also on today was Luke and Brian. Geeeeeeeez this Brian is very confused. He got reallllllllly drunk at Jack's bachelor party and tried to come off as a manly man by eggin on the stripper...but when Luke drove him home he once again came on to Luke, (wtf, why won't Noah believe him, hmmm...I'm gettin tired of wimpy and non-supportive Noah, yes, I am). So Brian clearly has "issues" as Luke pointed out when he told him to lay off or he'd tell his grandma everything. Could get interesting.

Bold Death Not So Beautiful

Well there's great tragedy bein played out on B&B right now...singer phoebe, sister of steffy, daughter of ruthlessridge and taylorlips has died in a car crash and it's all her own fault. Oh they're gonna blame rick cause he was drivin the car, particularly stephbitch who has already sniped at him. What the forrester family doesn't know is that it was phoebe who went hysterical on rick in the car, grabbed the steering wheel, and the brakes, and the gas pedal and basically caused the crash. The folly of youth and spoiled rottenness thinkin there are no consequences to actions, alas there are. She was not invincible and so she's now just a candle in the wind. This is gonna mess up everyone on the show, rick will be the fall guy, the wedding will be delayed, possibly canceled, oh well, and hunnybear will probably have to remove rick from the forrester presidency, and then we'll have to watch the increasingly arrogant ridgie take over, gag me...I am truly dislikin all the forrester's attitudes right now. And have you notice how old ridgie looks, really old. So anyway, should be an interesting week watching the mud slingin fest begin, I predict stephbitch will sling the best, she always does, followed closely by ridgie whose hatred for rick was already waaaaaaaaay too much.

It's pretty boring on the ATWT front right now. Luke is now tryin to dig dirt on brian, he wants him to admit to his gayness which brian isn't about to do. This saga will continue. And soon, too soon for me jack will be marryin juicyjanet. This is just heartbreakin cause it's another big mistake on jack's part. He wants life easy, too bad it's not. When it happens I'll have a special report on the situation.

The Evil Thorne

Who'd a thunk that the wimpy, simpy, boring thorne would turn out to be so evil. Okay so I think that donnaho is a silly barbie doll character but the girl loves her hunnybear, she really does, and she went to a lot of trouble fending off the persistent weirdowen. And the poor thing's put up with the whole forrester family just hatin on her so much, and all she wants is hunnybear, the equally wimpy and simpy one, but not evil. Not like thorne.

The forrester "children" have been unhappy with dad's choice of donnaho and have been vocal and real meanieheads about it. Bunch of selfish, self-serving, take after their mother, spoiled brats. Looks like the thorny one has snapped though, big time. He hired impostors to play owen and donnaho gettin it oooonnnnnnn via video cam so that eric could see for himself poor donnaho's betrayal. Talk about betrayal, geeeeeeeez...it seems the usually ineffective thorny was able to convince daddy and hunnybear swallowed it hook, line and sinker. Why can none of them leave daddy alone to make his own decisions. Maybe cause he's such a wimp. Guess so.

Poor donnaho was soundly rejected by the love of her life, well at least until now, and hunnybear has gone "home" to stephbitch to continue the lovely life he had before he met donnaho. Like her or not, donnaho deserves better, she's the one betrayed and I can't wait til thorny is found out. Gonna be hell to pay then...my question is will donnaho take hunnybear back and what will stephbitch do if she finds out before thorny is found out. I'm poppin the popcorn now...

As The World Stopped Turning

There was sure as hell some Nuke today, course we might just be callin it Bluke soon, heeeeeeeeeeee...Noah has rejected Luke cause he's so effin honest and noble and all, gag meeeeeeee...so Luke is despondent and goes to Yo's and gets seriously drunkypoo, back to his old destructive ways...Casey calls Noah to come and help Luke and Luke is soooooooo pist out at Noah and so unhappy, but at least Noah gets the car keys so Luke ends up walkin, out in the middle of nowhere apparently...meanwhile back at the hospital Brian and Lucy are gettin married, just like that, just cause Lucy is sick and tired of bein alone, so gee why not just get married...so they do, then she falls asleep since she's just had surgery, and Brian leaves and finds Luke wanderin out there, somewhere, and gives him a ride home, Luke is still tres drunk and Brian tells him to clean up...Brian is still there when Luke comes back, and Luke starts cryin awaaaaaay bout his Noah and Brian hugs him, then Brian kisses his forehead, then his cheek, and then the world stops as Brian kisses him, full frontal liplock, but only for a moment cause even drunky Luke says wtf, what was thaaaaaaaaat and runs upstairs, course now at least he's no longer drunk...fade to black as Brian just sits there in the kitchen, not even looking too confused, just very serious...stay tuned cause tomorrow Luke finds out Brian married Lucy...I wonder if he's gonna tell, he loves his grandma...so either way it's very bad timing since Lucy is so sick...damn, what a conundrum, hmmm...

Summery Review

Since the Nuke sightings have been few and far between this summer, a few stolen but passionless kisses and almost no air time, I thought I'd do an update on the other happenings in Oakdale and LA.

The Saga of Donnaho and Hunnybear

Poor kids, what an awful way to start a marriage...first the mean forrester children tried everything to get donnaho away from dad with no success. The evil and most like her mother award goes to the evil feliciawiththeboobs and her plot to have the questionable owen seduce donnaho...a no go since donnaho is so in love with hunnybear. Next up, the increasingly demented ridge, first cutting off dad's life machine and then trying to guilt donnaho into signing the death warrant to pull the plug, almost worked until the ever more creepy owen stopped her. And then of course, the beloved hunnybear had a big old heart attack right after consummating another donnaho honey attack while dressed up as a cheetah, great sex but apparently not great for the heart, sooooooooooo, he's been in a coma for weeks now and donnaho has been beside herself with grief and missin the honey antics. It's a good thing that donnaho found her long lost son Marcus, current Romeo to ridge's daughter steffy's Juliet, what a sweet love story, hmmm, damn they sure want to do it. Anyway, Marcus decided that hunnybear must have been poisoned by badboyowen just because he hates him so much and he's protectin his mom and all, but gee turns out he was right cause hunnybear was poisoned, but by whom, hmmm...heeeeeee...turns out it's psychopammy who stopped taking those meds and I guess ate one teabag too many...so anyway she poisoned hunnybear, didn't mean to kill him though, no, and then in the best scene of the summer tried to kill donnaho by covering her in honey and lettin a hungry honeybear, do you see the irony here, almost killed by a honeybear, heeeeeeee...anyway the ever present owen barged into the room and told the bear to go away and he did, really, he just went away...and then psychopammy ran away and is still at large, all of this much to stephanie's regret and chagrin. Stay tuned to this one because just as hunnybear is comin out of his coma, donnaho is finally givin in the the charms, if you can call em that, of weirdowen even while hunnybear is sayin his first word, donnaho...look for stephanie to cause big problems in the now troubled marriage of donnaho and hunnybear, so sad...


Summer of Love Oakdale Style

Except for Luke and Noah it's been a lovefest in Oakdale all summer, everyone has done it except for Nuke and Lucinda, but that'll be comin up in the fall. Carly and Holden, Lily and Mike, Parker and Liberty, Jack and JuicyJanet, Emily and Casey, Ali and almost Chris and now Aaron...there's probably more just can't remember em all. And then there was the big poisoning mystery story, lots of poisoning on soaps right now, weird poisons, creative poisons. Turns out the whacky doctor Rick from a few years back was able to poison half of Oakdale from his jail cell, good goin doctor, and then escaped just when really really poisoned nuchris was findin a cure and all, but the doc held hostages, and tried to kill a few more people before escaping to the roof before being captured by Margo who was havin a good day. All in all pretty much a snooze. Meanwhile badbrad flipped out cause Liberty had sex with Parker and so he got her a bodyguard, victor or something, and that didn't work so he took to rantin about it alot, and then Liberty was attacked in the woods after eatin some funny brownies, marijuana poisoning, heeeee...and badbrad thought Parker raped Liberty but of course he didn't, but then badbrad found out it was the creepy guy katieho had suggested date Liberty, good goin there katieho, and turns out he didn't rape her just ripped off her clothes, and then fled until badbrad found him at the pond and almost drowned him, but didn't and actually saved him, but hid from the cops and now there's going to be a whole big old story on badbrad's downfall. And in an effort to boost ratings I guess, they've now brought back the ever sinister James Stenbeck, the mother of all bad guys on ATWT, and of course he's already manipulating and terrorizing his beloved son Paul and the preggers Meg who's supposed to be stayin in bed for the duration but now that's not likely to happen. And finally they're bringing back Dusty this fall, didn't die after all, but I've heard this before...I'm thinkin they need a new lover for Lily since Mike is leavin town and Holden is still enamored with Carly. It's just exhausting. And supposedly there will be some Nuke storyline regarding Luke getting more in touch with his gayness, well I hope so, and hopefully he'll find a new hot boyfriend so that he too gets to do it. Here's hopin...