Everybody's Doin It

There is a whole lot of fun happenin in Oakdale right now...it's sultry, it's hot, it's steamy at the pond...all of Oakdale is doin it, at the Lakeview, at the farm, at the camp, at Paul's house with sophie just outside in the rose garden, heeeeeee...everybody in Oakdale is doin it except for Nuke of course...more on that later. So Carly and Holden did it, Holden and Lily are doin it again though Lily doesn't know about Carly, and Carly is jealous as hell, Paul and Meg are doin it again now that sophie is dead and buried in the rose garden so she can't do it anymore with Paul which was messin up Paul and Meg, Jack and Juicy Janet did it, Emily and Casey are doin it in her office, nuMike is wishin he was doin it, and even Parker and Liberty are up to kissin...so why aren't Luke and Noah doin it, hmmm...Luke even invited Noah over for a ravishing at the empty farm, but noooooooooooooo, Noah wants to go in the army, geez, the army...well, he did want to, but today Luke changed his mind, sure took enough doin and arguin, but I think at the end when the army guy told Noah he had to not tell about bein gay is what finally convinced Noah to not go in the army...well thank the goddesses for don't ask don't tell then since it seems to be what got Nuke back together and hopefully on track again...tis the season for doin it and so far the Snyder pond is still available, but they better hurry cause Carly might just beat Nuke to it with the nubritishguy, kind of a revenge doin it...hurry Nuke and do it too...