The Rules

There's a whole lot goin on in Oakdale. As I mentioned in my last blog everybody's doin it, well almost everybody. Now that my beloved Nuke is back together you'd think well okay so now they can take that next step, like they've waited far longer than anyone in Oakdale ever has, like ever...but nooooooooooo...seems it's too much to expect a gay love affair to consummate, and that's what it is, they're gay, two guys and all, wouldn't be right...wrong. It's such an obvious double standard and I'm gettin really pist out about it...why does Noah have to live at the farm, why aren't they going to live at the cottage like they said only a few weeks ago, hmmm, no they must live at the farm because there are RULES at the farm, no one can do it at the farm, well, except for jack and juicyjanet who are doin it like bunnies right now. And it's fine for carly to sleep with married holden at the same time she's goin to Paris with neal who she doesn't even know, and it's okay for emily to do it with casey the 20 year old stepbrother of her son, sure, that doesn't break too many rules, course it's not at the farm, just in her office, a public space.

I love the Nuke storyline, am glad they haven't just dropped it, haven't totally caved in to the pressures, but c'mon, teenage guys have mega hormones, these guys are in love, and still are not allowed to have sex. It's a cop out and everyone knows it...I'm just hopin the guys remember that the Snyder pond is out there, and so far this summer, no one has visited it for a "picnic."

Everybody's Doin It

There is a whole lot of fun happenin in Oakdale right now...it's sultry, it's hot, it's steamy at the pond...all of Oakdale is doin it, at the Lakeview, at the farm, at the camp, at Paul's house with sophie just outside in the rose garden, heeeeeee...everybody in Oakdale is doin it except for Nuke of course...more on that later. So Carly and Holden did it, Holden and Lily are doin it again though Lily doesn't know about Carly, and Carly is jealous as hell, Paul and Meg are doin it again now that sophie is dead and buried in the rose garden so she can't do it anymore with Paul which was messin up Paul and Meg, Jack and Juicy Janet did it, Emily and Casey are doin it in her office, nuMike is wishin he was doin it, and even Parker and Liberty are up to kissin...so why aren't Luke and Noah doin it, hmmm...Luke even invited Noah over for a ravishing at the empty farm, but noooooooooooooo, Noah wants to go in the army, geez, the army...well, he did want to, but today Luke changed his mind, sure took enough doin and arguin, but I think at the end when the army guy told Noah he had to not tell about bein gay is what finally convinced Noah to not go in the army...well thank the goddesses for don't ask don't tell then since it seems to be what got Nuke back together and hopefully on track again...tis the season for doin it and so far the Snyder pond is still available, but they better hurry cause Carly might just beat Nuke to it with the nubritishguy, kind of a revenge doin it...hurry Nuke and do it too...

Their Song

Cyndi Lauper came to Oakdale today for gay pride day at Oakdale U...of course she immediately made friends with the luscious Luke who relayed the whole sad tale of love lost with Noah...Luke was just beautiful today, the lighting accentuated the gorgeous planes of his face, the beautiful high cheekbones, the lips, and the glistening holy hair..Luke was hot today...so Cyndi sang a couple of songs but the one that really mattered was True Colors which is now Luke and Noah's song, it was enough to soften up a little the perpetually confused Noah who confessed his love to Luke, and they kissed, a couple of times, and Luke wanted to go to the empty farm with Noah and have sex...it was perfect. But no, cause Noah just can't do it, no, he can't, cause he up and joined the army. Like that's a reason. Damn, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, the army!!! Way to go Noah, if you want to get even more confused, and when Luke asked him whether they knew he was gay, Noah said he didn't think it was necessary to tell em, gotta love that don't ask, don't tell army lingo...so now we're left in no sex, love lost again limbo. I do hear through the grapevine though that Luke will be working hard to convince Noah not to do it, and will even be telling the army bout the gayness thing...I sure hope it works, but even if it does, what are the odds the farmhouse will ever be empty again, hmmmm...course the pond would be fine too...I would say also that it is great the soap did a whole gay pride day, don't think that's been done on a soap before, and for a soap opera it is very very brave.