Emmy is Just a Pretty Name

Well I can't help it but I got so seriously pist out when Van Hansis did not win the daytime emmy...did the usual suspects not watch the tapes or whaaaat...are they just tryin to save GL from almost certain death or whaaaaaaat...no matter cause we all know who should have won. The Nuke story has been so great because Van Hansis is a great actor, he has made little Luke, Luciano, a great character...and hey next year's another year, and hey, did he look great or what, all orange glow, and a great hair day with the holy hair cascading just so...looooooove it...

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

The split between Luke and Noah just keeps getting worse...now Noah is moving to the dorms cause he's still "confused"...and today they had their biggest fight ever...I know the course of true love never runs smooth in soaps, but geez I think Noah is being very uncool in his non-committal to Luke who is sooooooooooo in love with his Noah, and that's the only reason I'll give Noah a break later when they get back together...they WILL get back together just as soon as Cyndi Lauper sings to em and puts em back on course...meanwhile Luke is kinda flirting with another guy, and Noah is jealous, oh yes he is, another complication but not insurmountable...I guess we'll be seeing quite a bit more of the Nuke split for a few weeks until Cyndi gets there...all I can hope is that they have a great reunion which means it's at long last time for them to do it...living for it...

Meanwhile, the Holden, nulily split gets worse cause Holden is falling for Carly, and Carly is fallin right back atcha...they shared a little kiss, lots of awkward moments not talkin about it, but I'm not sure where this is going...Holden and Lily are soul mates after all, at least with the real Lily, just isn't the same with nulily...so maybe it's way past time to break em up for real and also give Jack a shot at Juicy Janet, which will make Bradley jealous, and that will make katieho jealous, so that will then free up letting Bradley get together with Juicy and let katieho and Jack get to know each other all over again...don't know how nulily fits into all of this, actually she doesn't, so I say send her away, and welcome back the real Lily who will fight for her man much to Carly's chagrin, where is that little cat Holden carved for her years ago, hmmm...damn it's so convoluted...

Over on B&B the katie deathwatch is over but she's not...seems Bridget found the miracle cure and katie is rapidly recovering, but Bridget may have opened a can of worms since katie and nick did it on her deathbed and now katie is realllllly in love with nick...stay tuned it might get interesting...meanwhile donnaho has a new son and is in for a world of trouble from the ever self-righteous forrester children, children...right, they're all over 40 and all of em take after stephanie, mean to the bone...this one might get interesting too...

New York, New York, With a Whimper

Guess they've wrapped up the Nuke does New York story with the colonel goin overboard and ameera goin off to detention where she belongs which is away from Luke and Noah. Too bad it was such a contrived bunch of nothing, dumb story, a way to get rid of ameera, well that's good, but still didn't resolve Noah's problem with dad...well it almost did until the colonel thought that Noah set him up, wrongggggggg...oh well...and now Noah's mad at Luke, like for bein there for him and makin Luke feel really bad...I am so hopin that next week they will get back together, and maybe even do it during the Cyndi Lauper story...something to look forward to...

Meanwhile things are really not goin well in Oakdale...Ali is suin nuchris, which is a good thing and maybe we can get rid of his boring persona...psychosophie is accusing paul of rape, puleeeeeeeze, and has the means to prove it, don't ask, just say ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and think of Monica Lewinsky...is Carly like showin how all infatuated she is with Holden or whaaaaaaat, is it obvious or what, so they're goin on another horsey ride, too bad Jack's gonna be there too...I'd still rather see carjack back but a little fling with Holden won't hurt and maybe then the ever so NOT Lily, nulily can take herself to a nunnery out of Oakdale for good, then return rested and tanned as the real Martha Byrne Lily...I have a dream...

Out in Bold and Beautiful land, it's been sad sad sad what with katie now rejecting her brother's heart of gold, but it's kind of a waste of time cause you know they're gonna save her cause she's a major character and all, sooooooooooo...and then there's the donnaho has a son story...of course psychopammy is onto the fact that somethin's goin on, she's just not sure what, heeeeeeeeeee...and the saving grace in this story is that nuson Marcus is whatyacall very attractive, in fact I can see all the logan girls goin after him, maybe even the evilstephanie since she's so bored at the beach house...Ridge and Taylor's other twin Steffy is back in town and already fallin for Marcus and I cannot wait til Ridge finds out he's donnaho's son, priceless...