They Did It!!!

Nuke is back together with a vengeance. The boys have been so unhappy apart and there have so many roadblocks that it's hard to believe they did it, really did, at long last. Of course we didn't get to see it, no we'll have to imagine that, damn, but we did get the next step in a great romance. How about the scene in oldtown where Luke tells Noah that he's the one who keeps finding excuses to back away, who won' let anyone in, and then boom Noah kisses him like he's never kissed him before...amaaaaazing, great, just watch it and you'll get it.

After the most passionate of Nuke kisses, they went to Luke's house and I'm expecting someone will be there to muck things up again, but no, they're alone, and after racing upstairs, the next thing you see is two really happy guys exiting the shower, damp, smiling, touchy feely, you know. Noah asks Luke if he's happy, and oh yeah, he's happy. They hold hands as they go downstairs and run into Lucinda who is partly responsible for getting them back together and they all have some ice cream. Luke is positively glowing.

I am hoping they do this again soon, like tomorrow and everyday...let's have some bed scenes, some tangled sheets, no sheets, some glimpses of skin just like they do with the boys and girls. I'm thinking it's just a matter of time since today was step one.

New Year's Is Ruined

Oh I am soooooooooooo bummed cause my Nuke didn't do it, in fact Luke really messed things up this time...damn, things were goin well, there they were dancin, plannin on doin it after the Metro party, Luke looking just gorgeous, glowing even, holy hair beeeeyoutiful, handsome as hell, even Noah looked great, but thennnnnnnnn, STUPIDHEAD numaddie walks into Metro all teary faced, wailin away cause casey was sleeping with alison and so Noah has to go and take her somewhere to calm her down and Luke sees this and gets crazy mad, a jealous hater for sure, and then drinks two glasses of champs and becomes immediately frunky, talk about a lightweight, and so he leaves and Brian follows him and wants to drive him home but noooooooooooooo, Luke is despondent and so kisses Brian and just THEN Noah walks up and just decks poor Brian thinking he attacked Luke by stolen kiss, heeeeeeeeeeee...when they get home Luke tells Noah the truth, that he kissed Brian so now Noah's all pist out and harumphs outta there leaving Luke even more despondent. He reads the letter Noah wanted him to read in the morning, and it's very sweet and sayin how he's watching him read it in 2009 so they spent the night together, and how Luke was his love and his future, and poor Luke just has this look like wtf did I do this time...he knows he really did a bad thing...it's sooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaad and I'm wonderin if Noah will forgive him again, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, and of course they didn't do it, again, no, didn't...this is all maddie's fault.

Black Wedding

Today will be a dark day for many as we watch our beloved carjack being torn asunder, ripped apart by the impending nups of jackass and juicyjanet. After watching yesterday's episode I am wondering how both jack and carly are going to handle being apart with no hope. Carly is devastated. Jack still loves her, you can tell not only by the look in his eyes, this is killing him, but by the way he is treating her, taking her home, coming back, finding her cryin away like that and taking her upstairs and spending time with her saying goodbye. Saddest thing I've seen.

I think Jack is marrying Juicyjanet because he thinks he wants things easy and nice-nice. What he needs to do is take time to decide what he really feels. He seems to jump into marriage so easily without thinking about what he's doing. And I think juicyjanet just wants a guy around, I think she loves him but is mostly enamored with the idea of being respectable and being with a guy that doesn't hit her. And I think she's a little more selfish than people think. When she arrived in Oakdale she went after Brad and could have cared less that he was married to katieho. I also think she knows Jack still loves and will always love Carly but is trying hard to ignore that. I actually don't see good things ahead for them. I think juicyjanet will get jealous, and I think Jack will become bored.

Meanwhile, poor Carly is really in for it. I hope they'll bring someone new to town, to make her happier and to make Jack realllllllllly jealous. Anyway, it's a tragic moment...tomorrow a review of the wedding...

Also on today was Luke and Brian. Geeeeeeeez this Brian is very confused. He got reallllllllly drunk at Jack's bachelor party and tried to come off as a manly man by eggin on the stripper...but when Luke drove him home he once again came on to Luke, (wtf, why won't Noah believe him, hmmm...I'm gettin tired of wimpy and non-supportive Noah, yes, I am). So Brian clearly has "issues" as Luke pointed out when he told him to lay off or he'd tell his grandma everything. Could get interesting.

As The World Stopped Turning

There was sure as hell some Nuke today, course we might just be callin it Bluke soon, heeeeeeeeeeee...Noah has rejected Luke cause he's so effin honest and noble and all, gag meeeeeeee...so Luke is despondent and goes to Yo's and gets seriously drunkypoo, back to his old destructive ways...Casey calls Noah to come and help Luke and Luke is soooooooo pist out at Noah and so unhappy, but at least Noah gets the car keys so Luke ends up walkin, out in the middle of nowhere apparently...meanwhile back at the hospital Brian and Lucy are gettin married, just like that, just cause Lucy is sick and tired of bein alone, so gee why not just get married...so they do, then she falls asleep since she's just had surgery, and Brian leaves and finds Luke wanderin out there, somewhere, and gives him a ride home, Luke is still tres drunk and Brian tells him to clean up...Brian is still there when Luke comes back, and Luke starts cryin awaaaaaay bout his Noah and Brian hugs him, then Brian kisses his forehead, then his cheek, and then the world stops as Brian kisses him, full frontal liplock, but only for a moment cause even drunky Luke says wtf, what was thaaaaaaaaat and runs upstairs, course now at least he's no longer drunk...fade to black as Brian just sits there in the kitchen, not even looking too confused, just very serious...stay tuned cause tomorrow Luke finds out Brian married Lucy...I wonder if he's gonna tell, he loves his grandma...so either way it's very bad timing since Lucy is so sick...damn, what a conundrum, hmmm...

The Rules

There's a whole lot goin on in Oakdale. As I mentioned in my last blog everybody's doin it, well almost everybody. Now that my beloved Nuke is back together you'd think well okay so now they can take that next step, like they've waited far longer than anyone in Oakdale ever has, like ever...but nooooooooooo...seems it's too much to expect a gay love affair to consummate, and that's what it is, they're gay, two guys and all, wouldn't be right...wrong. It's such an obvious double standard and I'm gettin really pist out about it...why does Noah have to live at the farm, why aren't they going to live at the cottage like they said only a few weeks ago, hmmm, no they must live at the farm because there are RULES at the farm, no one can do it at the farm, well, except for jack and juicyjanet who are doin it like bunnies right now. And it's fine for carly to sleep with married holden at the same time she's goin to Paris with neal who she doesn't even know, and it's okay for emily to do it with casey the 20 year old stepbrother of her son, sure, that doesn't break too many rules, course it's not at the farm, just in her office, a public space.

I love the Nuke storyline, am glad they haven't just dropped it, haven't totally caved in to the pressures, but c'mon, teenage guys have mega hormones, these guys are in love, and still are not allowed to have sex. It's a cop out and everyone knows it...I'm just hopin the guys remember that the Snyder pond is out there, and so far this summer, no one has visited it for a "picnic."

Everybody's Doin It

There is a whole lot of fun happenin in Oakdale right now...it's sultry, it's hot, it's steamy at the pond...all of Oakdale is doin it, at the Lakeview, at the farm, at the camp, at Paul's house with sophie just outside in the rose garden, heeeeeee...everybody in Oakdale is doin it except for Nuke of course...more on that later. So Carly and Holden did it, Holden and Lily are doin it again though Lily doesn't know about Carly, and Carly is jealous as hell, Paul and Meg are doin it again now that sophie is dead and buried in the rose garden so she can't do it anymore with Paul which was messin up Paul and Meg, Jack and Juicy Janet did it, Emily and Casey are doin it in her office, nuMike is wishin he was doin it, and even Parker and Liberty are up to kissin...so why aren't Luke and Noah doin it, hmmm...Luke even invited Noah over for a ravishing at the empty farm, but noooooooooooooo, Noah wants to go in the army, geez, the army...well, he did want to, but today Luke changed his mind, sure took enough doin and arguin, but I think at the end when the army guy told Noah he had to not tell about bein gay is what finally convinced Noah to not go in the army...well thank the goddesses for don't ask don't tell then since it seems to be what got Nuke back together and hopefully on track again...tis the season for doin it and so far the Snyder pond is still available, but they better hurry cause Carly might just beat Nuke to it with the nubritishguy, kind of a revenge doin it...hurry Nuke and do it too...

Emmy is Just a Pretty Name

Well I can't help it but I got so seriously pist out when Van Hansis did not win the daytime emmy...did the usual suspects not watch the tapes or whaaaat...are they just tryin to save GL from almost certain death or whaaaaaaat...no matter cause we all know who should have won. The Nuke story has been so great because Van Hansis is a great actor, he has made little Luke, Luciano, a great character...and hey next year's another year, and hey, did he look great or what, all orange glow, and a great hair day with the holy hair cascading just so...looooooove it...

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

The split between Luke and Noah just keeps getting worse...now Noah is moving to the dorms cause he's still "confused"...and today they had their biggest fight ever...I know the course of true love never runs smooth in soaps, but geez I think Noah is being very uncool in his non-committal to Luke who is sooooooooooo in love with his Noah, and that's the only reason I'll give Noah a break later when they get back together...they WILL get back together just as soon as Cyndi Lauper sings to em and puts em back on course...meanwhile Luke is kinda flirting with another guy, and Noah is jealous, oh yes he is, another complication but not insurmountable...I guess we'll be seeing quite a bit more of the Nuke split for a few weeks until Cyndi gets there...all I can hope is that they have a great reunion which means it's at long last time for them to do it...living for it...

Meanwhile, the Holden, nulily split gets worse cause Holden is falling for Carly, and Carly is fallin right back atcha...they shared a little kiss, lots of awkward moments not talkin about it, but I'm not sure where this is going...Holden and Lily are soul mates after all, at least with the real Lily, just isn't the same with nulily...so maybe it's way past time to break em up for real and also give Jack a shot at Juicy Janet, which will make Bradley jealous, and that will make katieho jealous, so that will then free up letting Bradley get together with Juicy and let katieho and Jack get to know each other all over again...don't know how nulily fits into all of this, actually she doesn't, so I say send her away, and welcome back the real Lily who will fight for her man much to Carly's chagrin, where is that little cat Holden carved for her years ago, hmmm...damn it's so convoluted...

Over on B&B the katie deathwatch is over but she's not...seems Bridget found the miracle cure and katie is rapidly recovering, but Bridget may have opened a can of worms since katie and nick did it on her deathbed and now katie is realllllly in love with nick...stay tuned it might get interesting...meanwhile donnaho has a new son and is in for a world of trouble from the ever self-righteous forrester children, children...right, they're all over 40 and all of em take after stephanie, mean to the bone...this one might get interesting too...

New York, New York, With a Whimper

Guess they've wrapped up the Nuke does New York story with the colonel goin overboard and ameera goin off to detention where she belongs which is away from Luke and Noah. Too bad it was such a contrived bunch of nothing, dumb story, a way to get rid of ameera, well that's good, but still didn't resolve Noah's problem with dad...well it almost did until the colonel thought that Noah set him up, wrongggggggg...oh well...and now Noah's mad at Luke, like for bein there for him and makin Luke feel really bad...I am so hopin that next week they will get back together, and maybe even do it during the Cyndi Lauper story...something to look forward to...

Meanwhile things are really not goin well in Oakdale...Ali is suin nuchris, which is a good thing and maybe we can get rid of his boring persona...psychosophie is accusing paul of rape, puleeeeeeeze, and has the means to prove it, don't ask, just say ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and think of Monica Lewinsky...is Carly like showin how all infatuated she is with Holden or whaaaaaaat, is it obvious or what, so they're goin on another horsey ride, too bad Jack's gonna be there too...I'd still rather see carjack back but a little fling with Holden won't hurt and maybe then the ever so NOT Lily, nulily can take herself to a nunnery out of Oakdale for good, then return rested and tanned as the real Martha Byrne Lily...I have a dream...

Out in Bold and Beautiful land, it's been sad sad sad what with katie now rejecting her brother's heart of gold, but it's kind of a waste of time cause you know they're gonna save her cause she's a major character and all, sooooooooooo...and then there's the donnaho has a son story...of course psychopammy is onto the fact that somethin's goin on, she's just not sure what, heeeeeeeeeee...and the saving grace in this story is that nuson Marcus is whatyacall very attractive, in fact I can see all the logan girls goin after him, maybe even the evilstephanie since she's so bored at the beach house...Ridge and Taylor's other twin Steffy is back in town and already fallin for Marcus and I cannot wait til Ridge finds out he's donnaho's son, priceless...

Luke and Noah With a Vengeance

Today Luke and Noah hit the streets of New York chasing Noah's baddad the colonel and the apparently kidnapped ameera. Of course ameera just wanted to help the colonel but perhaps changed her mind a little when she discovered he was drugging her...looks like the colonel has cooked up a deal with the immigration goonie to escape from New York in exchange for ameera...meanwhile the guys spent a lot of time runnin around lookin for both of em, and finally Noah literally bumps into his baddad who doesn't yet know that ameera is missing. Meanwhile Luke literally bumps into ameera just about around the corner and she hesitatingly tells him what she knows...Luke insists she go to the police for protection and flags down a beat cop and I guess they take her away, probably won't be much protection though once the immigration dude finds out. Noah and the colonel have it out and the encounter ends with colonel punchin out his beloved son, damn, what a champ. A frantic Luke finally finds Noah and explains what has happened to ameera. Noah is not a happy camper with the ameera in protective custody story and seems to be pretty pissed out at Luke...just then a foaming at the mouth colonel calls noah and tells him that if ameera isn't at pier 17 by noon the following day that both he and Luke will be dead...ooooooooooooh, dead by who, whom, or what, the colonel, the immigration guy, stay tuned I guess. I don't know who dreamed this story up but maybe they should try something else besides writing...if it weren't about Luke and Noah I'd be equally bored and laughing...story C-, Luke and Noah, priceless.

In other boring news of the soap day, sophie is becoming more obsessed and unhinged by the moment. Geez, I sure wish someone would give me a jewelry party like that, especially since sophie's been makin joolz for about two minutes, but anyway I see a bad moon risin on this story...paul and meg and mike continue to be boring, does paul have any look anymore other than the hurt puppy dog please hit me look...and nuchris and alison are putting me straight to sleep, and so is saint aaron...the carly and holden story if it ever gets goin might actually be kind of interesting, nulily will sure as hell be pissed out...and what can you say about emily and casey except ewwwwwwwwwwww...I think margo might kill someone when she finds out, which actually would be funny.

Luke and Noah and the Colonel

So today's the start of the Nuke and the colonel story...seems the colonel has escaped from prison and is back in Oakdale to save his son I guess. Not sure about ameera's role in this whole thing but she was whisked away by the colonel today...meanwhile Noah finds a letter from the colonel in ameera's drawer and calls Luke for help...they meet at Java to discuss what's goin on and Luke blames ameera which seems to shock Noah. Later on the good part happens, Noah actually tells Luke how much in love with him he is and there is a reallllllly great kiss until, damn, there is a knockin on the front door, realllllly soooooooooo unfair to disturb them, but anyway it's a cop and he tells them that the colonel has escaped from jail. Looks like there's going to be a lot of trouble caused, and injuries, but I'm hopin nothing harmful to Luke and Noah now that the story is finally heating up...more tomorrow...

In other news, JuicyJanet is doin all she can to snag Badbrad despite knowing he's marrried...I like that katieho got off her butt and found their new place...frankly it's tiresome to see the same scenery every day, so the katieho/badbrad digs are cool.

On B&B there are more tears than ever, an endless deluge of tears from the logan sisters...seems the newly married donnaho has a secret in her past, a child who is now on her doorstep askin are you my mom, wtf, woulda thunk it, didn't think she was THAT old...well it's mildly interesting and we'll have to see how if affects her marriage to honeybear.

Juicy Janet

I'm really likin Juicy Janet who is Liberty's mom via a long ago get-together with newly married badbrad. I think I like her cause she's a breath of fresh air, a bit of fun in an otherwise rather dismal setting of boring couples...at last a nu character to sink one's teeth into, and one of the best things is at least she's irritating katieho and badbrad. While badbrad seems to be in lalaland over juicyjanet's intentions, katieho is not...takes a ho to know another I guess...anyway I see lots of humor ahead for katieho and juicyjanet, cause they are gonna be duking it out for their man...and imagine when henry and vienna get involved, there are so many possibilities so we'll see if the writer's have enough imagination to really make this fun.

Usually nu characters take some time to get used to and lots of em don't make it...the reason I think juicyjanet will is that everyone else is so boring right now, or just mia as in Nuke...what is it with the Nuke storyline, it's either non-existent or just creeps along in slo mo...I guess they'll be gettin the colonel gets involved story next week, but I won't hold my breath.

As for the other couples, what can you say, they keep puttin me to sleep, even my beloved carjack. I tired of them bickering, it's not humorous, just keeps reiterating the same old same old...if jack wants to keep on bein such an ass let him do it to someone else...and the holden and nulily story is a real non-starter and has been for months even with the real lily...and I'm not likin nulily at all, she is not lily and I don't think she ever will be...and if they do end of puttin holden and carly together I still think it's silly.

Which brings me to the three couple or wanna maybe sorta be couple stories on tv right now...the ever boring paul, meg, and now sophie, complicated by numike who kinda likes meg and seems to be over katieho, but like who cares, and the ever non-sizzling allison and chris and aaron non-starter couplings, just flat out dull.

And for last cause it's kinda the best and the worst and the most silly and the most ewwwwwww, it's the emily/casey hook up in new york...saw it comin a mile away, now their will be repercussions for emily's latest screw up, oh yeah, on ATWT you pay for your sins...but this story kinda makes me cringe, not that casey's not up to shaggin the luscious emilyho, cause he's kinda cute and all, but I almost can't watch emilyho drag herself all the way down to the bottom again cause there is no way in hell this "relationship" is gonna last...maybe casey will sue her for sexual harassment, hmmmm...

Signin off now and hopin for more Nuke and Juicyjanet soon...

The Divorce is Final

Well it was a great day on B&B as donnaho married her honeybear in front of stephbitch, and in stephbitch's own home. The "children" (all at age 40+ or close now) were there all grim faced and sad...psychopammy was there, crazy as ever dreaming of hosin down donnaho as she walked down the aisle...and stephbitch was there convinced that honeybear would have second thoughts bout marryin donnaho, coughcoughdidn'thappencoughcough...well, it kinda almost maybe sorta did, honeybear had a moment of confusion where everyone thought he was maybe wafflin, but he came to in time to day I do. The bride was radiant in a forester original gown, perfectly tanned and coiffed, and emphatically showin great boobage...

All the guests left early, the "children" going out to get drunk, at least thorny was, but at the very end before steph left she heard laughter from inside and she looked inside her old house and saw her honeybear dancin with donnaho, havin a great old time and not even thinkin bout her for even one little second...too bad, so sad, been a long time comin but the divorce is finally final...

It's been a slow week over on ATWT, however there's one bright spot and that would be juicyjanet, badbrad's old flame and mother of his daughter liberty, aka libby...there is already big trouble brewin between juicyjanet and katieho cause it's soooo obvious that juicyjanet's makin a play for badbrad...this could get interesting cause she also obviously came to town with an agenda, she's lookin to be a little like gwen's mom iris, greedy, money lovin and a ho...this is an example of a fun nucharacter, I'm likinnnnnnn iiiiiit...also this week nulily is attempting to fit right in as lily, but she is very seriously not lily...now I'll give her a couple more days to straighten it out, but she is soooo not lily...this is an example of a recast character that doesn't work...we'll see how long this lasts.

There is a light on the horizon for next week cause previews show that Nuke will be returning, and I'm also hopin that henry and vienna get involved in the juicyjanet/katieho/badbrad story cause this could become very humerous...vienna is not gonna like juicyjanet, I'm seein some problems there, meowwwwwwwww...

Wake Me Up When It's Over

Now usually I love my ATWT but lately, actually for a while now, things have been a changin and not for the better...is it just me or are there a whole lot of boring characters and stories on, and very strange bedfellows...what are the writers thinking, seems they're not thinking at all if they're coming up with this drivel...if not for my beloved Nuke I'm not sure how much I'd actually watch anymore. Anyway, I've come up with my list of most boring characters, stories, and circumstances...

1. Most boring character is a close one with nuchris winning the overall title...puts me right to sleep, isn't anything like old chris who wasn't that exciting either but a better actor maybe.

2. Most stupid and boring romance has gotta be meg and paul, the girl's a psycho who continually exhibits bad behavior yet judges everyone else's behavior...who made her a goddess, hmmm...anyway, sick of it...

3. Most useless character has gotta be sophie, and verrrrrrrrrrry boring too. It can be good to introduce new characters and all but the story must be interesting and so must the character. Sophie seems a washed out, wimpy, and kinda psycho mess who I can't bring myself to care about...glad she gave the baby away...

4. Most underused and seriously distorted character is aaron...now aaron's a cutie but they've turned him into another holier than thou, reactionary character, he didn't used to be like this...don't know what happened but they ought to give him a real story and stop tryin to make him every damsel's savior, geeez...

5. Biggest uh oh, watch out story is the pairing of emily and casey, you just know that emily won't be able to resist, her history is to not resist men, and damn is that gonna cause problems with margo and tom...but this is really crazy cause emily is 40 somethin and casey is what 19 or 20...the only hope for casey not gettin into her clutches is if ameera gets seriously kicked to the curb and looks to casey for help and looooooooove, course emily won't like that, no...

6. I'm wonderin why they brought back a numike...like why if katieho actually seems to be in love with badbrad...now I know his life is gonna get complicated soon and I suppose katieho could get fed up and seek out mike but the problem is this guy on the screen is not mike, he's too young, he's too bland, he's just not mike...maybe a few actin lessons would help...

7. Now I haven't seen her yet but I'm cringin thinkin about nulily startin as our beloved lily this week...I have nothing against the nulily yet but ATWT was really stupid to let the real lily go...all the soaps are tryin to cut costs cause hardly anyone watches em anymore, but if you don't have any good characters then for sure no one's going to watch...I see a bad moon rising here...

8. From bad to worse on the snyder front, not only is nulily in the picture but holden is being paired with carly, maybe jack will end up with lily, whatever, it doesn't ring true, there's no chemistry there, and if there isn't any, there isn't, you can't make me love you if I don't...it's called holden and lily, and carjack, otherwise is isn't any good...

9. Ali is an ok character, sorta, kinda, but doesn't really do anything for me...like I could care less if she ends up with nuchris or aaron, just really no story there that's interesting...

10. It's criminal that they keep using new characters no one cares about, give em boring, stupid stories that no one cares about, fire the good actors with history and rivalries and dramarama to die for...I want craig back, and roseanna, and emma, and where is lucinda, where are much more of henry and vienna, hmmm, hell I'll even take james stenbeck about now...

I'm sure there's more but they're too boring to even remember...I'd love to hear some comments on this one. Long live Nuke, but I'm not countin on it.

Next time, what they need to do to fix it...from the wise one, me, heeeeeeeeee...

Which Came First

Question of the day, which came first, the mother of all bitches stephanie forester or the bitch ho brooke logan...thanks to anon poster yesterday for making me think about it and I'll try and answer...first of all I love both the characters, but I hate em, they are the way they are I think because of daddy problems early on, but that is no excuse for their behavior. I think stephanie was always controlling and manipulative and not a nice person. Brookie is needy and insecure and seems to look for daddy everywhere, she's also controlling and manipulative and partcularly uses sexual persuasions to get her way while stephanie belittles and humiliates people to get what she wants.

It is really hard to fathom that brookie has slept with all the forester men, and married em too, starting with eric now known as hunnybear thanks to another logan sister. I can absolutely understand why stephanie would hate brookie for stealin her husband because that is total humiliation for her, and then, brookie pours salt in the wound and marries ridge and thorny too, hasn't she done this six or seven times.

Of course stephanie has done everything in her power to stop brookie but with no luck, oh she wiped her up with a towel after her tongue lashings, humiliated her again and again, and was essentially responsible for brookie's rape by the bad man. They both act and react to each other by doin the same things over and over with very little result, at least not in the happiness department.

I think that stephanie and brookie are both parts of one whole, and each would not be the same without the other. There is really one heroine/villainess here and one of the best soap opera characters ever...I love em, I hate em, couldn't do without em, am always shocked at what they do...have you noticed how brookie seems to be becoming more and more like stephanie and now she's trying to control her son the way stephanie has always tried to control ridge. When Susan Flannery finally leaves B&B it will leave a huge gap, course I bet brookie's up to the task of bein the mother of all bitches, oh yeah.

Short and sweet recaps of todays soaps...on B&B katie got stormy's heart, brookie was guilt ridden cause she jumped to conclusions and yelled at stormy...I was pissed off that ridge was there, and absolutely amazed that bridget is now a heart surgeon, she's sure accomplished alot in the past two years.

Bad day for Nuke on ATWT cause poor luke had a big old fight with noah cause ameera was there, like hovering, and he wanted to be alone with noah but couldn't, so my poor luke is very unhappy right now, and so is noah, but ameera looked pretty pleased with it all as she put her stuff back in the bedroom. And, it seems that the colonel will soon be returning to oakdale, how he gets out of jail would be a great question, but look for him to cause big problemos. Got nothing on other doings around oakdale except that carly and holden keep bumpin into each other, but ya know they just don't have any chemistry, no, they don't...and looks like parker will probably end up bein badbrad's daughter liberty's boyfriend, I have visions of them frolickin at the snyder pond, katieho is bein understandin, why I don't know, paul, meg, sophie and mike are still boring, and jack is still bein an ass...

Trouble

Trouble is brewing in As the World Turns land, trouble, trouble, trouble...for everyone, but especially for my darling luke...course we know whose doin it, it's the evermoreevilameera quietly manipulating noah who is turning into a complete idiot...strange how a fraudulent marriage can make some people feel all responsible and guilty about the loveless marriage and the person they don't know or maybe even like, and they in fact like the opposite sex like soooo much more you might say, damn, it's the colonel talking...and that ameera is a smart little cookie, well so far...saw on next week's previews that casey figures it out without too much trouble and tells luke that ameera is after his boyfriend...so I'm seeing idiotnoah probably gettin more and more defensive and protective of the evil one, luke being verrrrry hurt, and I think before it's all over we'll see the colonel's hand in this somewhere, it's just too convenient that ameera showed up the way she did...well I for one hate her, just hate her hate her hate her...

Meanwhile the new triangulation of badbrad, katieho, and mikeythegood is escalating, looks like mikey's not goin down without a fight...of course katieho has NO loyalty to anyone so I can see her fallin back into the mikeylove thing again, at least til simon comes back for a visit, or bumps into jack on purpose and cries her ittybitty eyes out...hate her...

And there go those snyder men again bein all self-righteous and holier than thou, like where does that come from, hmmmm...love em and hate em...maybe if simon comes back soon he can get together with the much deserving lily and carly who also have a "past" with him, as well as katieho whose the closest he'll ever get to love...hate him, but love him more...

That Damned Mona Lisa Smile

So I'm watchin ATWT today, a can't wait day cause Nuke will appear...so it turns out Luke's helpin Noah and Ameera move to the new place, and like Luke's not too happy but off they go, and like finally Casey takes Ameera out for ice cream, way to go Casey!...so they're alone, they're finally alone, they're jumpin on the bed, they're gleeful, joyous, I'm verklempt, they stop jumpin, they rip each other's shirts off, they're close together, they're almost kissing...and then...poundpoundpound goes the door...it's that pesky agent again. Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo...meanwhile Casey and Ameera have returned and see the guy, Ameera goes round back and climbs in the window while Luke climbs out the window...pesky agent opens bedroom door to find the ever demure Ameera putting her scarf on, Luke and Casey knock on door and pretend to have just arrived, foiled again, too bad I say, can't they do better than this, like catch em already and send her back!!! Luke is very hurt and tells Noah he doesn't know how long he can do this. The sneaky Ameera, who is either being paid by the colonel to do this, or is just delusional, is unhappy cause what she wants is a real marriage...Casey has advised her to tell Noah all, but she hasn't yet. Noah decides they have to sleep in the bedroom together in case agent useless comes back...fade to black as that tiny little smile appears on Ameera's face.

Damn, looks like this is going to be a loooooooong, convoluted story, designed to tear the guys apart. I'm thinking that Luke needs a new boyfriend stat. Noah's selflessness has become selfish as hell. I'm starting to dislike Ameera as much as katieho...

Which leads to the katieho-badbrad engagement party where at one point katieho is surrounded by two ex-husbands and one husband to be, heeeeeeeeee, damn that girl gets around...I see nothing but trouble ahead and that's ok, just leave carjack out of it...

Which then leads to carjack and like jack is finally crackin and kissin his carly and at least they are gonna get to do it, but according to tomorrow's previews it doesn't look like that'll last too long cause jack can be such an ass, and I'm almost wishin Simon would come back about now and make jack jealous, or maybe Mike can do that...I'd love to see katieho's face if Mike and Carly got together, that is the moment katieho would go after Mike with a vengeance, although she'd be torn if Simon was there. Stay tuned...

B&B was full of boring Nick story today, the only interesting thing is self-righteous brookie becoming more stephbitch-like every day...I am lookin forward to the day brookie loses it all, I mean ridge and nick and babyjack and bridget and rick...yeah I'm waitin for that moment...

Snarky Soap Updates

I need inspiration to do really great soap updates and since that depends on how interesting the shows are, daily updates probably wouldn't work unless you feel like napping...but this is good news cause you'll get the best of the best. On the Bold and the Beautiful (B&B) I am particularly inspired by brookie's self-righteous indignation over the state of affairs between her son rick and taylorlips, geez, brookie has slept with every guy but her son and don't ever count that out if she gets really desperate, and rick, what can you say except he's fallin in love with someone new every two seconds. Of course I love the evil stephbitch, the mother of all bitches, and I'm truly enjoying the absurdity of the may-december romance between donnaho and hunnybear eric, heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeee...and what can you say about the teabag eating psychopammy except WOW!!! Three big exclamation points there...never see anyone down a teabag the way she did. Be very afraid...

So far I'm hatin all the newbies on As the World Turns (ATWT)...they are great for fallin asleep to...there's boring sophiemissinnocentyeahright, drjekyllnuchris, the evilameera, trying to come between my NUKE, evil hissssss evil, and whoever else is new but is sooooo boring that I forgot them.

I am a Carjack fan, and finally my long wait for the g-mans return is coming to fruition...I'll have a complete recap, second by second analysis when the joyous moment occurs later this week. I do NOT like the insane, mean, nasty, and confused katiehobitch, especially all her tryin to get Carly's g-man...I do like her with badboybrad, he is soooooooo cute. There's many more I do like which I'll go into as story arises, but I've saved the best for last...that is of course my beloved NUKE. My favorite is Luke, he of the looks, the deep looks from those beautiful eyes, he of the holy hair (term coined by an unknown blogger somewhere out there, but thank you). Too many days go by without any sighting at all, too many almost kisses happen, as if they never kiss...but I'm hopin that with Noah and Ameera movin into gwen and will's place that the story will start progressing with some sleepovers, oh yeah, and of course summer's comin up so the Snyder pond will become available for adventure, like everyone else in Oakdale has done it at the Snyder pond, so I'm hopin things will start to happen.

So anyway, that's a preview of sorts of the snark that will await you almost every day. Hope you tune in...

Makin Joolz As the World Turns

Well it's going to be interesting combining joolz making and soaps...of course making joolz is the fun part and trying to sell em is much like being in the middle of a soap opera, there are a lot of characters to get used to and drama in the forums every day. My primary showcase for joolz is etsy, that's short for eventually turning sales your way. Now etsy is a wonderful place and I love it but competition is stiff and you've got to be up to it. Time to put on my Lucinda Walsh hat and dream up some glorious ideas for world domination on etsy. If you've ever watched ATWT you'll know who Lucinda is, quirky, crusty, devious, brilliant and very rich. I'd like to see Lucinda try and sell something on etsy...go ahead give it your best shot Lucy. And just like on soaps you'll never see me doing any actual work cause it's all done in between times, in between promoting, planning, and scheming...clawing my way to the top is gonna take time. I hope you'll go with me on this grand adventure into etsydom. I've been checking out the billions of other places to show your stuff too and I'll report back, after all Lucinda's company Worldwide is not a one trick pony...too crafty for that, heeeee, I said crafty...