Black Wedding

Today will be a dark day for many as we watch our beloved carjack being torn asunder, ripped apart by the impending nups of jackass and juicyjanet. After watching yesterday's episode I am wondering how both jack and carly are going to handle being apart with no hope. Carly is devastated. Jack still loves her, you can tell not only by the look in his eyes, this is killing him, but by the way he is treating her, taking her home, coming back, finding her cryin away like that and taking her upstairs and spending time with her saying goodbye. Saddest thing I've seen.

I think Jack is marrying Juicyjanet because he thinks he wants things easy and nice-nice. What he needs to do is take time to decide what he really feels. He seems to jump into marriage so easily without thinking about what he's doing. And I think juicyjanet just wants a guy around, I think she loves him but is mostly enamored with the idea of being respectable and being with a guy that doesn't hit her. And I think she's a little more selfish than people think. When she arrived in Oakdale she went after Brad and could have cared less that he was married to katieho. I also think she knows Jack still loves and will always love Carly but is trying hard to ignore that. I actually don't see good things ahead for them. I think juicyjanet will get jealous, and I think Jack will become bored.

Meanwhile, poor Carly is really in for it. I hope they'll bring someone new to town, to make her happier and to make Jack realllllllllly jealous. Anyway, it's a tragic moment...tomorrow a review of the wedding...

Also on today was Luke and Brian. Geeeeeeeez this Brian is very confused. He got reallllllllly drunk at Jack's bachelor party and tried to come off as a manly man by eggin on the stripper...but when Luke drove him home he once again came on to Luke, (wtf, why won't Noah believe him, hmmm...I'm gettin tired of wimpy and non-supportive Noah, yes, I am). So Brian clearly has "issues" as Luke pointed out when he told him to lay off or he'd tell his grandma everything. Could get interesting.

Bold Death Not So Beautiful

Well there's great tragedy bein played out on B&B right now...singer phoebe, sister of steffy, daughter of ruthlessridge and taylorlips has died in a car crash and it's all her own fault. Oh they're gonna blame rick cause he was drivin the car, particularly stephbitch who has already sniped at him. What the forrester family doesn't know is that it was phoebe who went hysterical on rick in the car, grabbed the steering wheel, and the brakes, and the gas pedal and basically caused the crash. The folly of youth and spoiled rottenness thinkin there are no consequences to actions, alas there are. She was not invincible and so she's now just a candle in the wind. This is gonna mess up everyone on the show, rick will be the fall guy, the wedding will be delayed, possibly canceled, oh well, and hunnybear will probably have to remove rick from the forrester presidency, and then we'll have to watch the increasingly arrogant ridgie take over, gag me...I am truly dislikin all the forrester's attitudes right now. And have you notice how old ridgie looks, really old. So anyway, should be an interesting week watching the mud slingin fest begin, I predict stephbitch will sling the best, she always does, followed closely by ridgie whose hatred for rick was already waaaaaaaaay too much.

It's pretty boring on the ATWT front right now. Luke is now tryin to dig dirt on brian, he wants him to admit to his gayness which brian isn't about to do. This saga will continue. And soon, too soon for me jack will be marryin juicyjanet. This is just heartbreakin cause it's another big mistake on jack's part. He wants life easy, too bad it's not. When it happens I'll have a special report on the situation.

As The World Stopped Turning

There was sure as hell some Nuke today, course we might just be callin it Bluke soon, heeeeeeeeeeee...Noah has rejected Luke cause he's so effin honest and noble and all, gag meeeeeeee...so Luke is despondent and goes to Yo's and gets seriously drunkypoo, back to his old destructive ways...Casey calls Noah to come and help Luke and Luke is soooooooo pist out at Noah and so unhappy, but at least Noah gets the car keys so Luke ends up walkin, out in the middle of nowhere apparently...meanwhile back at the hospital Brian and Lucy are gettin married, just like that, just cause Lucy is sick and tired of bein alone, so gee why not just get married...so they do, then she falls asleep since she's just had surgery, and Brian leaves and finds Luke wanderin out there, somewhere, and gives him a ride home, Luke is still tres drunk and Brian tells him to clean up...Brian is still there when Luke comes back, and Luke starts cryin awaaaaaay bout his Noah and Brian hugs him, then Brian kisses his forehead, then his cheek, and then the world stops as Brian kisses him, full frontal liplock, but only for a moment cause even drunky Luke says wtf, what was thaaaaaaaaat and runs upstairs, course now at least he's no longer drunk...fade to black as Brian just sits there in the kitchen, not even looking too confused, just very serious...stay tuned cause tomorrow Luke finds out Brian married Lucy...I wonder if he's gonna tell, he loves his grandma...so either way it's very bad timing since Lucy is so sick...damn, what a conundrum, hmmm...