Since the Nuke sightings have been few and far between this summer, a few stolen but passionless kisses and almost no air time, I thought I'd do an update on the other happenings in Oakdale and LA.
The Saga of Donnaho and Hunnybear
Poor kids, what an awful way to start a marriage...first the mean forrester children tried everything to get donnaho away from dad with no success. The evil and most like her mother award goes to the evil feliciawiththeboobs and her plot to have the questionable owen seduce donnaho...a no go since donnaho is so in love with hunnybear. Next up, the increasingly demented ridge, first cutting off dad's life machine and then trying to guilt donnaho into signing the death warrant to pull the plug, almost worked until the ever more creepy owen stopped her. And then of course, the beloved hunnybear had a big old heart attack right after consummating another donnaho honey attack while dressed up as a cheetah, great sex but apparently not great for the heart, sooooooooooo, he's been in a coma for weeks now and donnaho has been beside herself with grief and missin the honey antics. It's a good thing that donnaho found her long lost son Marcus, current Romeo to ridge's daughter steffy's Juliet, what a sweet love story, hmmm, damn they sure want to do it. Anyway, Marcus decided that hunnybear must have been poisoned by badboyowen just because he hates him so much and he's protectin his mom and all, but gee turns out he was right cause hunnybear was poisoned, but by whom, hmmm...heeeeeee...turns out it's psychopammy who stopped taking those meds and I guess ate one teabag too many...so anyway she poisoned hunnybear, didn't mean to kill him though, no, and then in the best scene of the summer tried to kill donnaho by covering her in honey and lettin a hungry honeybear, do you see the irony here, almost killed by a honeybear, heeeeeeee...anyway the ever present owen barged into the room and told the bear to go away and he did, really, he just went away...and then psychopammy ran away and is still at large, all of this much to stephanie's regret and chagrin. Stay tuned to this one because just as hunnybear is comin out of his coma, donnaho is finally givin in the the charms, if you can call em that, of weirdowen even while hunnybear is sayin his first word, donnaho...look for stephanie to cause big problems in the now troubled marriage of donnaho and hunnybear, so sad...
Summer of Love Oakdale Style
Except for Luke and Noah it's been a lovefest in Oakdale all summer, everyone has done it except for Nuke and Lucinda, but that'll be comin up in the fall. Carly and Holden, Lily and Mike, Parker and Liberty, Jack and JuicyJanet, Emily and Casey, Ali and almost Chris and now Aaron...there's probably more just can't remember em all. And then there was the big poisoning mystery story, lots of poisoning on soaps right now, weird poisons, creative poisons. Turns out the whacky doctor Rick from a few years back was able to poison half of Oakdale from his jail cell, good goin doctor, and then escaped just when really really poisoned nuchris was findin a cure and all, but the doc held hostages, and tried to kill a few more people before escaping to the roof before being captured by Margo who was havin a good day. All in all pretty much a snooze. Meanwhile badbrad flipped out cause Liberty had sex with Parker and so he got her a bodyguard, victor or something, and that didn't work so he took to rantin about it alot, and then Liberty was attacked in the woods after eatin some funny brownies, marijuana poisoning, heeeee...and badbrad thought Parker raped Liberty but of course he didn't, but then badbrad found out it was the creepy guy katieho had suggested date Liberty, good goin there katieho, and turns out he didn't rape her just ripped off her clothes, and then fled until badbrad found him at the pond and almost drowned him, but didn't and actually saved him, but hid from the cops and now there's going to be a whole big old story on badbrad's downfall. And in an effort to boost ratings I guess, they've now brought back the ever sinister James Stenbeck, the mother of all bad guys on ATWT, and of course he's already manipulating and terrorizing his beloved son Paul and the preggers Meg who's supposed to be stayin in bed for the duration but now that's not likely to happen. And finally they're bringing back Dusty this fall, didn't die after all, but I've heard this before...I'm thinkin they need a new lover for Lily since Mike is leavin town and Holden is still enamored with Carly. It's just exhausting. And supposedly there will be some Nuke storyline regarding Luke getting more in touch with his gayness, well I hope so, and hopefully he'll find a new hot boyfriend so that he too gets to do it. Here's hopin...
The Saga of Donnaho and Hunnybear
Poor kids, what an awful way to start a marriage...first the mean forrester children tried everything to get donnaho away from dad with no success. The evil and most like her mother award goes to the evil feliciawiththeboobs and her plot to have the questionable owen seduce donnaho...a no go since donnaho is so in love with hunnybear. Next up, the increasingly demented ridge, first cutting off dad's life machine and then trying to guilt donnaho into signing the death warrant to pull the plug, almost worked until the ever more creepy owen stopped her. And then of course, the beloved hunnybear had a big old heart attack right after consummating another donnaho honey attack while dressed up as a cheetah, great sex but apparently not great for the heart, sooooooooooo, he's been in a coma for weeks now and donnaho has been beside herself with grief and missin the honey antics. It's a good thing that donnaho found her long lost son Marcus, current Romeo to ridge's daughter steffy's Juliet, what a sweet love story, hmmm, damn they sure want to do it. Anyway, Marcus decided that hunnybear must have been poisoned by badboyowen just because he hates him so much and he's protectin his mom and all, but gee turns out he was right cause hunnybear was poisoned, but by whom, hmmm...heeeeeee...turns out it's psychopammy who stopped taking those meds and I guess ate one teabag too many...so anyway she poisoned hunnybear, didn't mean to kill him though, no, and then in the best scene of the summer tried to kill donnaho by covering her in honey and lettin a hungry honeybear, do you see the irony here, almost killed by a honeybear, heeeeeeee...anyway the ever present owen barged into the room and told the bear to go away and he did, really, he just went away...and then psychopammy ran away and is still at large, all of this much to stephanie's regret and chagrin. Stay tuned to this one because just as hunnybear is comin out of his coma, donnaho is finally givin in the the charms, if you can call em that, of weirdowen even while hunnybear is sayin his first word, donnaho...look for stephanie to cause big problems in the now troubled marriage of donnaho and hunnybear, so sad...
Summer of Love Oakdale Style
Except for Luke and Noah it's been a lovefest in Oakdale all summer, everyone has done it except for Nuke and Lucinda, but that'll be comin up in the fall. Carly and Holden, Lily and Mike, Parker and Liberty, Jack and JuicyJanet, Emily and Casey, Ali and almost Chris and now Aaron...there's probably more just can't remember em all. And then there was the big poisoning mystery story, lots of poisoning on soaps right now, weird poisons, creative poisons. Turns out the whacky doctor Rick from a few years back was able to poison half of Oakdale from his jail cell, good goin doctor, and then escaped just when really really poisoned nuchris was findin a cure and all, but the doc held hostages, and tried to kill a few more people before escaping to the roof before being captured by Margo who was havin a good day. All in all pretty much a snooze. Meanwhile badbrad flipped out cause Liberty had sex with Parker and so he got her a bodyguard, victor or something, and that didn't work so he took to rantin about it alot, and then Liberty was attacked in the woods after eatin some funny brownies, marijuana poisoning, heeeee...and badbrad thought Parker raped Liberty but of course he didn't, but then badbrad found out it was the creepy guy katieho had suggested date Liberty, good goin there katieho, and turns out he didn't rape her just ripped off her clothes, and then fled until badbrad found him at the pond and almost drowned him, but didn't and actually saved him, but hid from the cops and now there's going to be a whole big old story on badbrad's downfall. And in an effort to boost ratings I guess, they've now brought back the ever sinister James Stenbeck, the mother of all bad guys on ATWT, and of course he's already manipulating and terrorizing his beloved son Paul and the preggers Meg who's supposed to be stayin in bed for the duration but now that's not likely to happen. And finally they're bringing back Dusty this fall, didn't die after all, but I've heard this before...I'm thinkin they need a new lover for Lily since Mike is leavin town and Holden is still enamored with Carly. It's just exhausting. And supposedly there will be some Nuke storyline regarding Luke getting more in touch with his gayness, well I hope so, and hopefully he'll find a new hot boyfriend so that he too gets to do it. Here's hopin...
