New Year's Is Ruined

Oh I am soooooooooooo bummed cause my Nuke didn't do it, in fact Luke really messed things up this time...damn, things were goin well, there they were dancin, plannin on doin it after the Metro party, Luke looking just gorgeous, glowing even, holy hair beeeeyoutiful, handsome as hell, even Noah looked great, but thennnnnnnnn, STUPIDHEAD numaddie walks into Metro all teary faced, wailin away cause casey was sleeping with alison and so Noah has to go and take her somewhere to calm her down and Luke sees this and gets crazy mad, a jealous hater for sure, and then drinks two glasses of champs and becomes immediately frunky, talk about a lightweight, and so he leaves and Brian follows him and wants to drive him home but noooooooooooooo, Luke is despondent and so kisses Brian and just THEN Noah walks up and just decks poor Brian thinking he attacked Luke by stolen kiss, heeeeeeeeeeee...when they get home Luke tells Noah the truth, that he kissed Brian so now Noah's all pist out and harumphs outta there leaving Luke even more despondent. He reads the letter Noah wanted him to read in the morning, and it's very sweet and sayin how he's watching him read it in 2009 so they spent the night together, and how Luke was his love and his future, and poor Luke just has this look like wtf did I do this time...he knows he really did a bad thing...it's sooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaad and I'm wonderin if Noah will forgive him again, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, and of course they didn't do it, again, no, didn't...this is all maddie's fault.

Black Wedding

Today will be a dark day for many as we watch our beloved carjack being torn asunder, ripped apart by the impending nups of jackass and juicyjanet. After watching yesterday's episode I am wondering how both jack and carly are going to handle being apart with no hope. Carly is devastated. Jack still loves her, you can tell not only by the look in his eyes, this is killing him, but by the way he is treating her, taking her home, coming back, finding her cryin away like that and taking her upstairs and spending time with her saying goodbye. Saddest thing I've seen.

I think Jack is marrying Juicyjanet because he thinks he wants things easy and nice-nice. What he needs to do is take time to decide what he really feels. He seems to jump into marriage so easily without thinking about what he's doing. And I think juicyjanet just wants a guy around, I think she loves him but is mostly enamored with the idea of being respectable and being with a guy that doesn't hit her. And I think she's a little more selfish than people think. When she arrived in Oakdale she went after Brad and could have cared less that he was married to katieho. I also think she knows Jack still loves and will always love Carly but is trying hard to ignore that. I actually don't see good things ahead for them. I think juicyjanet will get jealous, and I think Jack will become bored.

Meanwhile, poor Carly is really in for it. I hope they'll bring someone new to town, to make her happier and to make Jack realllllllllly jealous. Anyway, it's a tragic moment...tomorrow a review of the wedding...

Also on today was Luke and Brian. Geeeeeeeez this Brian is very confused. He got reallllllllly drunk at Jack's bachelor party and tried to come off as a manly man by eggin on the stripper...but when Luke drove him home he once again came on to Luke, (wtf, why won't Noah believe him, hmmm...I'm gettin tired of wimpy and non-supportive Noah, yes, I am). So Brian clearly has "issues" as Luke pointed out when he told him to lay off or he'd tell his grandma everything. Could get interesting.

Bold Death Not So Beautiful

Well there's great tragedy bein played out on B&B right now...singer phoebe, sister of steffy, daughter of ruthlessridge and taylorlips has died in a car crash and it's all her own fault. Oh they're gonna blame rick cause he was drivin the car, particularly stephbitch who has already sniped at him. What the forrester family doesn't know is that it was phoebe who went hysterical on rick in the car, grabbed the steering wheel, and the brakes, and the gas pedal and basically caused the crash. The folly of youth and spoiled rottenness thinkin there are no consequences to actions, alas there are. She was not invincible and so she's now just a candle in the wind. This is gonna mess up everyone on the show, rick will be the fall guy, the wedding will be delayed, possibly canceled, oh well, and hunnybear will probably have to remove rick from the forrester presidency, and then we'll have to watch the increasingly arrogant ridgie take over, gag me...I am truly dislikin all the forrester's attitudes right now. And have you notice how old ridgie looks, really old. So anyway, should be an interesting week watching the mud slingin fest begin, I predict stephbitch will sling the best, she always does, followed closely by ridgie whose hatred for rick was already waaaaaaaaay too much.

It's pretty boring on the ATWT front right now. Luke is now tryin to dig dirt on brian, he wants him to admit to his gayness which brian isn't about to do. This saga will continue. And soon, too soon for me jack will be marryin juicyjanet. This is just heartbreakin cause it's another big mistake on jack's part. He wants life easy, too bad it's not. When it happens I'll have a special report on the situation.

The Evil Thorne

Who'd a thunk that the wimpy, simpy, boring thorne would turn out to be so evil. Okay so I think that donnaho is a silly barbie doll character but the girl loves her hunnybear, she really does, and she went to a lot of trouble fending off the persistent weirdowen. And the poor thing's put up with the whole forrester family just hatin on her so much, and all she wants is hunnybear, the equally wimpy and simpy one, but not evil. Not like thorne.

The forrester "children" have been unhappy with dad's choice of donnaho and have been vocal and real meanieheads about it. Bunch of selfish, self-serving, take after their mother, spoiled brats. Looks like the thorny one has snapped though, big time. He hired impostors to play owen and donnaho gettin it oooonnnnnnn via video cam so that eric could see for himself poor donnaho's betrayal. Talk about betrayal, geeeeeeeez...it seems the usually ineffective thorny was able to convince daddy and hunnybear swallowed it hook, line and sinker. Why can none of them leave daddy alone to make his own decisions. Maybe cause he's such a wimp. Guess so.

Poor donnaho was soundly rejected by the love of her life, well at least until now, and hunnybear has gone "home" to stephbitch to continue the lovely life he had before he met donnaho. Like her or not, donnaho deserves better, she's the one betrayed and I can't wait til thorny is found out. Gonna be hell to pay then...my question is will donnaho take hunnybear back and what will stephbitch do if she finds out before thorny is found out. I'm poppin the popcorn now...