Bold Death Not So Beautiful

Well there's great tragedy bein played out on B&B right now...singer phoebe, sister of steffy, daughter of ruthlessridge and taylorlips has died in a car crash and it's all her own fault. Oh they're gonna blame rick cause he was drivin the car, particularly stephbitch who has already sniped at him. What the forrester family doesn't know is that it was phoebe who went hysterical on rick in the car, grabbed the steering wheel, and the brakes, and the gas pedal and basically caused the crash. The folly of youth and spoiled rottenness thinkin there are no consequences to actions, alas there are. She was not invincible and so she's now just a candle in the wind. This is gonna mess up everyone on the show, rick will be the fall guy, the wedding will be delayed, possibly canceled, oh well, and hunnybear will probably have to remove rick from the forrester presidency, and then we'll have to watch the increasingly arrogant ridgie take over, gag me...I am truly dislikin all the forrester's attitudes right now. And have you notice how old ridgie looks, really old. So anyway, should be an interesting week watching the mud slingin fest begin, I predict stephbitch will sling the best, she always does, followed closely by ridgie whose hatred for rick was already waaaaaaaaay too much.

It's pretty boring on the ATWT front right now. Luke is now tryin to dig dirt on brian, he wants him to admit to his gayness which brian isn't about to do. This saga will continue. And soon, too soon for me jack will be marryin juicyjanet. This is just heartbreakin cause it's another big mistake on jack's part. He wants life easy, too bad it's not. When it happens I'll have a special report on the situation.

The Evil Thorne

Who'd a thunk that the wimpy, simpy, boring thorne would turn out to be so evil. Okay so I think that donnaho is a silly barbie doll character but the girl loves her hunnybear, she really does, and she went to a lot of trouble fending off the persistent weirdowen. And the poor thing's put up with the whole forrester family just hatin on her so much, and all she wants is hunnybear, the equally wimpy and simpy one, but not evil. Not like thorne.

The forrester "children" have been unhappy with dad's choice of donnaho and have been vocal and real meanieheads about it. Bunch of selfish, self-serving, take after their mother, spoiled brats. Looks like the thorny one has snapped though, big time. He hired impostors to play owen and donnaho gettin it oooonnnnnnn via video cam so that eric could see for himself poor donnaho's betrayal. Talk about betrayal, geeeeeeeez...it seems the usually ineffective thorny was able to convince daddy and hunnybear swallowed it hook, line and sinker. Why can none of them leave daddy alone to make his own decisions. Maybe cause he's such a wimp. Guess so.

Poor donnaho was soundly rejected by the love of her life, well at least until now, and hunnybear has gone "home" to stephbitch to continue the lovely life he had before he met donnaho. Like her or not, donnaho deserves better, she's the one betrayed and I can't wait til thorny is found out. Gonna be hell to pay then...my question is will donnaho take hunnybear back and what will stephbitch do if she finds out before thorny is found out. I'm poppin the popcorn now...

Summery Review

Since the Nuke sightings have been few and far between this summer, a few stolen but passionless kisses and almost no air time, I thought I'd do an update on the other happenings in Oakdale and LA.

The Saga of Donnaho and Hunnybear

Poor kids, what an awful way to start a marriage...first the mean forrester children tried everything to get donnaho away from dad with no success. The evil and most like her mother award goes to the evil feliciawiththeboobs and her plot to have the questionable owen seduce donnaho...a no go since donnaho is so in love with hunnybear. Next up, the increasingly demented ridge, first cutting off dad's life machine and then trying to guilt donnaho into signing the death warrant to pull the plug, almost worked until the ever more creepy owen stopped her. And then of course, the beloved hunnybear had a big old heart attack right after consummating another donnaho honey attack while dressed up as a cheetah, great sex but apparently not great for the heart, sooooooooooo, he's been in a coma for weeks now and donnaho has been beside herself with grief and missin the honey antics. It's a good thing that donnaho found her long lost son Marcus, current Romeo to ridge's daughter steffy's Juliet, what a sweet love story, hmmm, damn they sure want to do it. Anyway, Marcus decided that hunnybear must have been poisoned by badboyowen just because he hates him so much and he's protectin his mom and all, but gee turns out he was right cause hunnybear was poisoned, but by whom, hmmm...heeeeeee...turns out it's psychopammy who stopped taking those meds and I guess ate one teabag too many...so anyway she poisoned hunnybear, didn't mean to kill him though, no, and then in the best scene of the summer tried to kill donnaho by covering her in honey and lettin a hungry honeybear, do you see the irony here, almost killed by a honeybear, heeeeeeee...anyway the ever present owen barged into the room and told the bear to go away and he did, really, he just went away...and then psychopammy ran away and is still at large, all of this much to stephanie's regret and chagrin. Stay tuned to this one because just as hunnybear is comin out of his coma, donnaho is finally givin in the the charms, if you can call em that, of weirdowen even while hunnybear is sayin his first word, donnaho...look for stephanie to cause big problems in the now troubled marriage of donnaho and hunnybear, so sad...


Summer of Love Oakdale Style

Except for Luke and Noah it's been a lovefest in Oakdale all summer, everyone has done it except for Nuke and Lucinda, but that'll be comin up in the fall. Carly and Holden, Lily and Mike, Parker and Liberty, Jack and JuicyJanet, Emily and Casey, Ali and almost Chris and now Aaron...there's probably more just can't remember em all. And then there was the big poisoning mystery story, lots of poisoning on soaps right now, weird poisons, creative poisons. Turns out the whacky doctor Rick from a few years back was able to poison half of Oakdale from his jail cell, good goin doctor, and then escaped just when really really poisoned nuchris was findin a cure and all, but the doc held hostages, and tried to kill a few more people before escaping to the roof before being captured by Margo who was havin a good day. All in all pretty much a snooze. Meanwhile badbrad flipped out cause Liberty had sex with Parker and so he got her a bodyguard, victor or something, and that didn't work so he took to rantin about it alot, and then Liberty was attacked in the woods after eatin some funny brownies, marijuana poisoning, heeeee...and badbrad thought Parker raped Liberty but of course he didn't, but then badbrad found out it was the creepy guy katieho had suggested date Liberty, good goin there katieho, and turns out he didn't rape her just ripped off her clothes, and then fled until badbrad found him at the pond and almost drowned him, but didn't and actually saved him, but hid from the cops and now there's going to be a whole big old story on badbrad's downfall. And in an effort to boost ratings I guess, they've now brought back the ever sinister James Stenbeck, the mother of all bad guys on ATWT, and of course he's already manipulating and terrorizing his beloved son Paul and the preggers Meg who's supposed to be stayin in bed for the duration but now that's not likely to happen. And finally they're bringing back Dusty this fall, didn't die after all, but I've heard this before...I'm thinkin they need a new lover for Lily since Mike is leavin town and Holden is still enamored with Carly. It's just exhausting. And supposedly there will be some Nuke storyline regarding Luke getting more in touch with his gayness, well I hope so, and hopefully he'll find a new hot boyfriend so that he too gets to do it. Here's hopin...

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

The split between Luke and Noah just keeps getting worse...now Noah is moving to the dorms cause he's still "confused"...and today they had their biggest fight ever...I know the course of true love never runs smooth in soaps, but geez I think Noah is being very uncool in his non-committal to Luke who is sooooooooooo in love with his Noah, and that's the only reason I'll give Noah a break later when they get back together...they WILL get back together just as soon as Cyndi Lauper sings to em and puts em back on course...meanwhile Luke is kinda flirting with another guy, and Noah is jealous, oh yes he is, another complication but not insurmountable...I guess we'll be seeing quite a bit more of the Nuke split for a few weeks until Cyndi gets there...all I can hope is that they have a great reunion which means it's at long last time for them to do it...living for it...

Meanwhile, the Holden, nulily split gets worse cause Holden is falling for Carly, and Carly is fallin right back atcha...they shared a little kiss, lots of awkward moments not talkin about it, but I'm not sure where this is going...Holden and Lily are soul mates after all, at least with the real Lily, just isn't the same with nulily...so maybe it's way past time to break em up for real and also give Jack a shot at Juicy Janet, which will make Bradley jealous, and that will make katieho jealous, so that will then free up letting Bradley get together with Juicy and let katieho and Jack get to know each other all over again...don't know how nulily fits into all of this, actually she doesn't, so I say send her away, and welcome back the real Lily who will fight for her man much to Carly's chagrin, where is that little cat Holden carved for her years ago, hmmm...damn it's so convoluted...

Over on B&B the katie deathwatch is over but she's not...seems Bridget found the miracle cure and katie is rapidly recovering, but Bridget may have opened a can of worms since katie and nick did it on her deathbed and now katie is realllllly in love with nick...stay tuned it might get interesting...meanwhile donnaho has a new son and is in for a world of trouble from the ever self-righteous forrester children, children...right, they're all over 40 and all of em take after stephanie, mean to the bone...this one might get interesting too...

New York, New York, With a Whimper

Guess they've wrapped up the Nuke does New York story with the colonel goin overboard and ameera goin off to detention where she belongs which is away from Luke and Noah. Too bad it was such a contrived bunch of nothing, dumb story, a way to get rid of ameera, well that's good, but still didn't resolve Noah's problem with dad...well it almost did until the colonel thought that Noah set him up, wrongggggggg...oh well...and now Noah's mad at Luke, like for bein there for him and makin Luke feel really bad...I am so hopin that next week they will get back together, and maybe even do it during the Cyndi Lauper story...something to look forward to...

Meanwhile things are really not goin well in Oakdale...Ali is suin nuchris, which is a good thing and maybe we can get rid of his boring persona...psychosophie is accusing paul of rape, puleeeeeeeze, and has the means to prove it, don't ask, just say ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and think of Monica Lewinsky...is Carly like showin how all infatuated she is with Holden or whaaaaaaat, is it obvious or what, so they're goin on another horsey ride, too bad Jack's gonna be there too...I'd still rather see carjack back but a little fling with Holden won't hurt and maybe then the ever so NOT Lily, nulily can take herself to a nunnery out of Oakdale for good, then return rested and tanned as the real Martha Byrne Lily...I have a dream...

Out in Bold and Beautiful land, it's been sad sad sad what with katie now rejecting her brother's heart of gold, but it's kind of a waste of time cause you know they're gonna save her cause she's a major character and all, sooooooooooo...and then there's the donnaho has a son story...of course psychopammy is onto the fact that somethin's goin on, she's just not sure what, heeeeeeeeeee...and the saving grace in this story is that nuson Marcus is whatyacall very attractive, in fact I can see all the logan girls goin after him, maybe even the evilstephanie since she's so bored at the beach house...Ridge and Taylor's other twin Steffy is back in town and already fallin for Marcus and I cannot wait til Ridge finds out he's donnaho's son, priceless...

Luke and Noah and the Colonel

So today's the start of the Nuke and the colonel story...seems the colonel has escaped from prison and is back in Oakdale to save his son I guess. Not sure about ameera's role in this whole thing but she was whisked away by the colonel today...meanwhile Noah finds a letter from the colonel in ameera's drawer and calls Luke for help...they meet at Java to discuss what's goin on and Luke blames ameera which seems to shock Noah. Later on the good part happens, Noah actually tells Luke how much in love with him he is and there is a reallllllly great kiss until, damn, there is a knockin on the front door, realllllly soooooooooo unfair to disturb them, but anyway it's a cop and he tells them that the colonel has escaped from jail. Looks like there's going to be a lot of trouble caused, and injuries, but I'm hopin nothing harmful to Luke and Noah now that the story is finally heating up...more tomorrow...

In other news, JuicyJanet is doin all she can to snag Badbrad despite knowing he's marrried...I like that katieho got off her butt and found their new place...frankly it's tiresome to see the same scenery every day, so the katieho/badbrad digs are cool.

On B&B there are more tears than ever, an endless deluge of tears from the logan sisters...seems the newly married donnaho has a secret in her past, a child who is now on her doorstep askin are you my mom, wtf, woulda thunk it, didn't think she was THAT old...well it's mildly interesting and we'll have to see how if affects her marriage to honeybear.

The Divorce is Final

Well it was a great day on B&B as donnaho married her honeybear in front of stephbitch, and in stephbitch's own home. The "children" (all at age 40+ or close now) were there all grim faced and sad...psychopammy was there, crazy as ever dreaming of hosin down donnaho as she walked down the aisle...and stephbitch was there convinced that honeybear would have second thoughts bout marryin donnaho, coughcoughdidn'thappencoughcough...well, it kinda almost maybe sorta did, honeybear had a moment of confusion where everyone thought he was maybe wafflin, but he came to in time to day I do. The bride was radiant in a forester original gown, perfectly tanned and coiffed, and emphatically showin great boobage...

All the guests left early, the "children" going out to get drunk, at least thorny was, but at the very end before steph left she heard laughter from inside and she looked inside her old house and saw her honeybear dancin with donnaho, havin a great old time and not even thinkin bout her for even one little second...too bad, so sad, been a long time comin but the divorce is finally final...

It's been a slow week over on ATWT, however there's one bright spot and that would be juicyjanet, badbrad's old flame and mother of his daughter liberty, aka libby...there is already big trouble brewin between juicyjanet and katieho cause it's soooo obvious that juicyjanet's makin a play for badbrad...this could get interesting cause she also obviously came to town with an agenda, she's lookin to be a little like gwen's mom iris, greedy, money lovin and a ho...this is an example of a fun nucharacter, I'm likinnnnnnn iiiiiit...also this week nulily is attempting to fit right in as lily, but she is very seriously not lily...now I'll give her a couple more days to straighten it out, but she is soooo not lily...this is an example of a recast character that doesn't work...we'll see how long this lasts.

There is a light on the horizon for next week cause previews show that Nuke will be returning, and I'm also hopin that henry and vienna get involved in the juicyjanet/katieho/badbrad story cause this could become very humerous...vienna is not gonna like juicyjanet, I'm seein some problems there, meowwwwwwwww...

Which Came First

Question of the day, which came first, the mother of all bitches stephanie forester or the bitch ho brooke logan...thanks to anon poster yesterday for making me think about it and I'll try and answer...first of all I love both the characters, but I hate em, they are the way they are I think because of daddy problems early on, but that is no excuse for their behavior. I think stephanie was always controlling and manipulative and not a nice person. Brookie is needy and insecure and seems to look for daddy everywhere, she's also controlling and manipulative and partcularly uses sexual persuasions to get her way while stephanie belittles and humiliates people to get what she wants.

It is really hard to fathom that brookie has slept with all the forester men, and married em too, starting with eric now known as hunnybear thanks to another logan sister. I can absolutely understand why stephanie would hate brookie for stealin her husband because that is total humiliation for her, and then, brookie pours salt in the wound and marries ridge and thorny too, hasn't she done this six or seven times.

Of course stephanie has done everything in her power to stop brookie but with no luck, oh she wiped her up with a towel after her tongue lashings, humiliated her again and again, and was essentially responsible for brookie's rape by the bad man. They both act and react to each other by doin the same things over and over with very little result, at least not in the happiness department.

I think that stephanie and brookie are both parts of one whole, and each would not be the same without the other. There is really one heroine/villainess here and one of the best soap opera characters ever...I love em, I hate em, couldn't do without em, am always shocked at what they do...have you noticed how brookie seems to be becoming more and more like stephanie and now she's trying to control her son the way stephanie has always tried to control ridge. When Susan Flannery finally leaves B&B it will leave a huge gap, course I bet brookie's up to the task of bein the mother of all bitches, oh yeah.

Short and sweet recaps of todays soaps...on B&B katie got stormy's heart, brookie was guilt ridden cause she jumped to conclusions and yelled at stormy...I was pissed off that ridge was there, and absolutely amazed that bridget is now a heart surgeon, she's sure accomplished alot in the past two years.

Bad day for Nuke on ATWT cause poor luke had a big old fight with noah cause ameera was there, like hovering, and he wanted to be alone with noah but couldn't, so my poor luke is very unhappy right now, and so is noah, but ameera looked pretty pleased with it all as she put her stuff back in the bedroom. And, it seems that the colonel will soon be returning to oakdale, how he gets out of jail would be a great question, but look for him to cause big problemos. Got nothing on other doings around oakdale except that carly and holden keep bumpin into each other, but ya know they just don't have any chemistry, no, they don't...and looks like parker will probably end up bein badbrad's daughter liberty's boyfriend, I have visions of them frolickin at the snyder pond, katieho is bein understandin, why I don't know, paul, meg, sophie and mike are still boring, and jack is still bein an ass...

Stormy and Stormy Weather

Today was a sad day on B&B, like it really made me sad cause poor beleaguered, guilt-ridden Stormy killed himself so that katie could have his heart. Suicide is serious business and I guess I was surprised that the writers would do this story, but of course katie had to be saved. Stormy was a character we hardly knew, the big brother who raised his sisters, who shot stephanie, who accidentally shot his sister katie, and who decided it was better to save her than himself...I will admit to bein a little verklempt when Stormy was remembering the good times with his sisters...and I guess that's one less thing ridge has to worry about now.

It was another kind of storm wreaking havoc on ATWT today...carjack can't seem to stop bickering and fightin in front of the kids, and I see storm clouds on the horizon in the carly/holden relationship, all hell is gonna break loose if they hook up...meanwhile another little storm called Liberty told brad he was her dad from a union during the junior prom waaaaaaay back with juicy janet, can't wait to meet her, heeeeeeeee...so until the dna results are in liberty is stayin with brad and katieho...if I liked katieho I might feel some sympathy for her, but I don't, so I don't, feel sympathy...meanwhile margo still has a big time grudge with emily for gettin it on with prosecutor tom waaaaaaaaaaaay back when, long memory there...so margo and casey are buttin heads over bein employed by emily, another big, huuuuge storm brewin right there...once again alison and nuchris totally put me to sleep, somethin about throwin up, don't care...a lot of foreshadowing today on things to come...and a nice preview of luke and noah, looks like they're alone at last, at last...

The Smug and the Ugly

Events on B&B turned ugly today as stormy shot his sister katie...by accident...some people just create tragedy for themselves and katie is one of those people who keeps jumpin into other people's business, and if she hadn't jumped into the middle of the ashley-stormy nonstarter romance, she would be ok, but noooooooooo, once again she dove right in and ended up fightin with stormy over the gun...ok so a sane guy goes and buys a gun cause he's gonna prove to his love that just because he shot someone doesn't mean he's a bad guy...like I don't think he's really a bad guy, but I do think he's off his rocker...and obviously so does ashley...but, the real culprit here is the ever nasty, hypocritical, and super smug ridge who had to go and tell ashley all about stormy, he's another one who thinks it's okay to just dive into everyone else's life cause he's always right...and of course you can always go back to the true beginning of this, the bitch of all bitches who started this whole logan-forrester rivalry, well it's the she-devil herself, the smug and the ugly stephanie forester...

So we won't know til monday what happens but I guess they'll find a donor and katie will get a heart transplant and live a long and nosy life. Nick will fall in love with her much to bridget's dismay, and we won't even go there with what brookie will do. Maybe stormy will go to jail this time or perhaps a much needed 24/7 pheesacheeatrist ward. Maybe taylorlips can become useful once again.

Which reminds me, monday and tuesday were great brookie watchin days...the look on her face as rick proclaimed his love for and engagement to taylorlips, well, priceless, and the shock and dismay when taylorlips won back custody of babyjack was something I've been waitin for for awhile, heeeeeeeeeeeee, truly a happy dance makin show. Now if we could somehow get the self-righteous smugness off of ridge's face, we could have a really great party.

What's Love Got to Do With It

All is not well in the land of the turning world, no...today was Nuke day, and the day the evilameera finally let her true feelings be known, but are they true...evilameera kissed noah while filming luke's movie and gee you could hear a pin drop, the room was in shock and awe for sure, and luke was shootin out those disapproving looks like daggers and if looks could kill well then evilameera would be history by now. Of course casey knew the truth and dragged it out of ameera, but how could she deny the obvious, she's in love with noah. But is she really, hmmm...conspiracy theory number one says it's the colonel behind the whole thing and ameera's mission is to tear the two apart and make noah straight, geez...on the other hand she could indeed have fallen for noah just cause they're married and the cultural differences might suggest ameera can't differentiate between a marriage of convenience and that of love, nor does she apparently understand what gay means...in any event apparently next week she goes after noah big time all dressed up in a slinky black number and kissin on him with intent to seduce. How will the clueless noah handle this, well it better be well cause luke is none to happy with noah right now. It's time to end this miserable story and get our boys back together while kickin the evil one to the curb. Whatever the reason for her doing what she is, she does know exactly what she's doing and for that I have no sympathy.

The rest of the show was about flying balloons, Barbar being grumpy, what else is new, sophie being a saint again, nuchris bein boring, and emily being a bitch as usual...nothing new here, tune in, maybe next week will be better.

Meanwhile over on B&B terrible tiny bit the dust and it turns out it was psychopammy's fault for not givin him his meds, and I thought it was lemon bars...so donnaho isn't a murderess after all but the problem is psychopammy thinks she is and blames donnaho for tiny's early demise...watch out next week after psychopammy stops takin her meds, it won't be pretty. Hide the teabags...

And once again brookie is in memememe mode...seems taylorlips is officially sane again much to brookie's chagrin...she is insisting taylorlips not be allowed near HER babyjack...well this is gonna be a trainwreck cause nick isn't gonna do that...I'm seein a big court battle bout just who the hell is babyjack's mommy, and just wait til brookie finds out that rick and taylorlips are engaged, heeeeeeeeeeehhhhheeeeheeeeeeeee, I just cannot wait to see the look on her face...brookie is seriously crazy right now and anything could happen, ya know how unstable those logan's really are...stormy weather ahead...

Tiny, We Hardly Knew You

Poooooor Tiny is a goner...looks like he overdosed on too many of psychopammy's lemon bars. And she said they were good. Looks like the culprit is none other than psychopammy's current objet d' hate, the stunningly vacuous and overtanned donnaho...we all saw her toss a lemon bar Tiny's way and then left the lid off of the others, we all know what happens when you give a dog a bone, he wants another...well in this case one lemon bar just lead to another and to another...who knew lemon bars were fatal to dogs, hmmmm...I didn't know that, no, so I'm guessin donnaho didn't either, so does that make her merely negligent rather than a doggiemurderess...stay tuned, I guess we shall find out...

Meanwhile, in tribute to Tiny's memory, let us have a moment of silence for Tiny, let us remember him as he was, a growling, mean old dog, a dog who loved his psychopammy mommy...we will miss you Tiny, sure, we will, really, we will...

Really I Do

On ATWT, our poor little heroinette katieho is havin a real hard time marryin lovedujour badbrad...poor little thing keeps gettin all conflicted over mikethegood and mybestfriendjack cause she never slowed down and was willing to be allllll alone for a little while and figure things out before diving in again...TBSS...so all she's done for a few days is whine and complain and has been cryin a non-stop river, well that river is now at flood stage...is she maybe in love with all of em...katieho is a lot like brookie on B&B, she wants em all until she has em...it was tres funny today on B&B when even katie rolled her eyes when brookie started proclaiming how she was babyjack's mother and all, and frankly nick looked worried...brookie doth protest taylorlips insanity too much, I think brookie's the one on the edge, but I'm tryin to figure out what her problem is, does she really want nick so much that she's in a hysteria-induced delusion about bein babyjack's mom, she doesn't seem to care bout ridge at all...well I guess we'll find out but meanwhile I can't wait to see the look on her face when she finds out that nick is gettin involved with katie, heeeeeeeeeeeeee, that's gonna be priceless.

Meanwhile back on ATWT, carjack had a bad day. Carly is finally growin some balls and is tellin it like it is with wtfiswrongwithjack...I love my carjack but maybe they need a little break and he needs to get real jealous, perhaps he could get together with brookie, have a little fling, and run cryin back to carly when he get's dumped when brookie decides her destiny is to be with ridge, again...

Anyway, I'm lookin forward to the katieho-badbrad on air nups later this week, palkimmy puts on a really great show, and from last weeks previews looks like so will katieho when surrounded by all those ex husbands.

No Nuke sighting today, so what else is new...

That Damned Mona Lisa Smile

So I'm watchin ATWT today, a can't wait day cause Nuke will appear...so it turns out Luke's helpin Noah and Ameera move to the new place, and like Luke's not too happy but off they go, and like finally Casey takes Ameera out for ice cream, way to go Casey!...so they're alone, they're finally alone, they're jumpin on the bed, they're gleeful, joyous, I'm verklempt, they stop jumpin, they rip each other's shirts off, they're close together, they're almost kissing...and then...poundpoundpound goes the door...it's that pesky agent again. Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo...meanwhile Casey and Ameera have returned and see the guy, Ameera goes round back and climbs in the window while Luke climbs out the window...pesky agent opens bedroom door to find the ever demure Ameera putting her scarf on, Luke and Casey knock on door and pretend to have just arrived, foiled again, too bad I say, can't they do better than this, like catch em already and send her back!!! Luke is very hurt and tells Noah he doesn't know how long he can do this. The sneaky Ameera, who is either being paid by the colonel to do this, or is just delusional, is unhappy cause what she wants is a real marriage...Casey has advised her to tell Noah all, but she hasn't yet. Noah decides they have to sleep in the bedroom together in case agent useless comes back...fade to black as that tiny little smile appears on Ameera's face.

Damn, looks like this is going to be a loooooooong, convoluted story, designed to tear the guys apart. I'm thinking that Luke needs a new boyfriend stat. Noah's selflessness has become selfish as hell. I'm starting to dislike Ameera as much as katieho...

Which leads to the katieho-badbrad engagement party where at one point katieho is surrounded by two ex-husbands and one husband to be, heeeeeeeeee, damn that girl gets around...I see nothing but trouble ahead and that's ok, just leave carjack out of it...

Which then leads to carjack and like jack is finally crackin and kissin his carly and at least they are gonna get to do it, but according to tomorrow's previews it doesn't look like that'll last too long cause jack can be such an ass, and I'm almost wishin Simon would come back about now and make jack jealous, or maybe Mike can do that...I'd love to see katieho's face if Mike and Carly got together, that is the moment katieho would go after Mike with a vengeance, although she'd be torn if Simon was there. Stay tuned...

B&B was full of boring Nick story today, the only interesting thing is self-righteous brookie becoming more stephbitch-like every day...I am lookin forward to the day brookie loses it all, I mean ridge and nick and babyjack and bridget and rick...yeah I'm waitin for that moment...

Snarky Soap Updates

I need inspiration to do really great soap updates and since that depends on how interesting the shows are, daily updates probably wouldn't work unless you feel like napping...but this is good news cause you'll get the best of the best. On the Bold and the Beautiful (B&B) I am particularly inspired by brookie's self-righteous indignation over the state of affairs between her son rick and taylorlips, geez, brookie has slept with every guy but her son and don't ever count that out if she gets really desperate, and rick, what can you say except he's fallin in love with someone new every two seconds. Of course I love the evil stephbitch, the mother of all bitches, and I'm truly enjoying the absurdity of the may-december romance between donnaho and hunnybear eric, heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeee...and what can you say about the teabag eating psychopammy except WOW!!! Three big exclamation points there...never see anyone down a teabag the way she did. Be very afraid...

So far I'm hatin all the newbies on As the World Turns (ATWT)...they are great for fallin asleep to...there's boring sophiemissinnocentyeahright, drjekyllnuchris, the evilameera, trying to come between my NUKE, evil hissssss evil, and whoever else is new but is sooooo boring that I forgot them.

I am a Carjack fan, and finally my long wait for the g-mans return is coming to fruition...I'll have a complete recap, second by second analysis when the joyous moment occurs later this week. I do NOT like the insane, mean, nasty, and confused katiehobitch, especially all her tryin to get Carly's g-man...I do like her with badboybrad, he is soooooooo cute. There's many more I do like which I'll go into as story arises, but I've saved the best for last...that is of course my beloved NUKE. My favorite is Luke, he of the looks, the deep looks from those beautiful eyes, he of the holy hair (term coined by an unknown blogger somewhere out there, but thank you). Too many days go by without any sighting at all, too many almost kisses happen, as if they never kiss...but I'm hopin that with Noah and Ameera movin into gwen and will's place that the story will start progressing with some sleepovers, oh yeah, and of course summer's comin up so the Snyder pond will become available for adventure, like everyone else in Oakdale has done it at the Snyder pond, so I'm hopin things will start to happen.

So anyway, that's a preview of sorts of the snark that will await you almost every day. Hope you tune in...

Luke and Noah in the Afternoon While Making Joolz for the Bold and the Beautiful As the World Turns

I have a few passions, As the World Turns, particularly the story of Luke and Noah, the Bold and the Beautiful, why, just cause it's soooo snarkable, making and selling jewelry, and did I say Luke and Noah. The easiest way to talk about em all is to combine the topics, so you'll get a mix of soap updates, the best of snarky soap observations, and what it takes to succeed in the insane world of selling jewelry on the internet. The first lesson learned about selling is ya gotta sell, selfless promotion is the name of the game so I'll entice you with beautiful jewelry pics and a linkylink to look at more on the etsy sales site, hinthintcoughcough...but mainly the pics will just be there and I'll mostly be recapping my favorites soaps and waxing eloquent on my Luke and Noah passion. I'm hopin ya'll will enjoy some havin some fun with me. Things will get snarky at times but soaps are made for that, so if you aren't the snarky type this probably won't be for you, just look at the joolz instead, heeeeeeeee...stay tuned, I'll be busy for a few days just settin it up...