Luke and Noah and the Colonel

So today's the start of the Nuke and the colonel story...seems the colonel has escaped from prison and is back in Oakdale to save his son I guess. Not sure about ameera's role in this whole thing but she was whisked away by the colonel today...meanwhile Noah finds a letter from the colonel in ameera's drawer and calls Luke for help...they meet at Java to discuss what's goin on and Luke blames ameera which seems to shock Noah. Later on the good part happens, Noah actually tells Luke how much in love with him he is and there is a reallllllly great kiss until, damn, there is a knockin on the front door, realllllly soooooooooo unfair to disturb them, but anyway it's a cop and he tells them that the colonel has escaped from jail. Looks like there's going to be a lot of trouble caused, and injuries, but I'm hopin nothing harmful to Luke and Noah now that the story is finally heating up...more tomorrow...

In other news, JuicyJanet is doin all she can to snag Badbrad despite knowing he's marrried...I like that katieho got off her butt and found their new place...frankly it's tiresome to see the same scenery every day, so the katieho/badbrad digs are cool.

On B&B there are more tears than ever, an endless deluge of tears from the logan sisters...seems the newly married donnaho has a secret in her past, a child who is now on her doorstep askin are you my mom, wtf, woulda thunk it, didn't think she was THAT old...well it's mildly interesting and we'll have to see how if affects her marriage to honeybear.

The Love Shack

It is soooooo great that Luke and Noah will be roomies...too bad ameera's stayin, but anyway it's good for the boys to have their own space, just wonderin who'll be sleepin on the couch, coughameeracoughcough...grassy knoll theory time...still not sure about ameera's motives though, she was pretty pissed off when she shoved her little black dress into that drawer, kinda like mission not accomplished, but is that because she really likes noah or because she hasn't fulfilled the colonel's mission yet...

Maybe I'm so enamored of Nuke that the rest of the show pales in comparison but the only interesting thing for me today was the first appearance of badbrad's daughter...I hear his ex, or one of em, will be showing up soon too in Oakdale...the excruciatingly boring paul-meg-sophie and now add mike to that mix story must end soon...what is it with sophie, seems to think she can change men into good guys, geez...

And be prepared soon for nulily to appear now that my beloved martha byrne is gone because cbs wanted it so, whhhhhyyyyyy, don't know but dumb move, anyway there's gonna be a new lily and they tried that once before and I'll bet it flops bigtime, like last time, and then they can crawl back to martha, hang in there martha...

And maybe most silly of all is the potential holden-carly "relationship" story, I'll call it carlyho, heeeeeeeeeee...I cannot imagine holden goin after carly ever, and apparently jack is gonna be tight with lily, think I'll call that one jackly, they're like wife swappin or something, and it's totally out of character, kinda the way ATWT is right now, out of character, out of sorts, out of ideas...I suggest more kissin for everyone...

What's Love Got to Do With It

All is not well in the land of the turning world, no...today was Nuke day, and the day the evilameera finally let her true feelings be known, but are they true...evilameera kissed noah while filming luke's movie and gee you could hear a pin drop, the room was in shock and awe for sure, and luke was shootin out those disapproving looks like daggers and if looks could kill well then evilameera would be history by now. Of course casey knew the truth and dragged it out of ameera, but how could she deny the obvious, she's in love with noah. But is she really, hmmm...conspiracy theory number one says it's the colonel behind the whole thing and ameera's mission is to tear the two apart and make noah straight, geez...on the other hand she could indeed have fallen for noah just cause they're married and the cultural differences might suggest ameera can't differentiate between a marriage of convenience and that of love, nor does she apparently understand what gay means...in any event apparently next week she goes after noah big time all dressed up in a slinky black number and kissin on him with intent to seduce. How will the clueless noah handle this, well it better be well cause luke is none to happy with noah right now. It's time to end this miserable story and get our boys back together while kickin the evil one to the curb. Whatever the reason for her doing what she is, she does know exactly what she's doing and for that I have no sympathy.

The rest of the show was about flying balloons, Barbar being grumpy, what else is new, sophie being a saint again, nuchris bein boring, and emily being a bitch as usual...nothing new here, tune in, maybe next week will be better.

Meanwhile over on B&B terrible tiny bit the dust and it turns out it was psychopammy's fault for not givin him his meds, and I thought it was lemon bars...so donnaho isn't a murderess after all but the problem is psychopammy thinks she is and blames donnaho for tiny's early demise...watch out next week after psychopammy stops takin her meds, it won't be pretty. Hide the teabags...

And once again brookie is in memememe mode...seems taylorlips is officially sane again much to brookie's chagrin...she is insisting taylorlips not be allowed near HER babyjack...well this is gonna be a trainwreck cause nick isn't gonna do that...I'm seein a big court battle bout just who the hell is babyjack's mommy, and just wait til brookie finds out that rick and taylorlips are engaged, heeeeeeeeeeehhhhheeeeheeeeeeeee, I just cannot wait to see the look on her face...brookie is seriously crazy right now and anything could happen, ya know how unstable those logan's really are...stormy weather ahead...

Trouble

Trouble is brewing in As the World Turns land, trouble, trouble, trouble...for everyone, but especially for my darling luke...course we know whose doin it, it's the evermoreevilameera quietly manipulating noah who is turning into a complete idiot...strange how a fraudulent marriage can make some people feel all responsible and guilty about the loveless marriage and the person they don't know or maybe even like, and they in fact like the opposite sex like soooo much more you might say, damn, it's the colonel talking...and that ameera is a smart little cookie, well so far...saw on next week's previews that casey figures it out without too much trouble and tells luke that ameera is after his boyfriend...so I'm seeing idiotnoah probably gettin more and more defensive and protective of the evil one, luke being verrrrry hurt, and I think before it's all over we'll see the colonel's hand in this somewhere, it's just too convenient that ameera showed up the way she did...well I for one hate her, just hate her hate her hate her...

Meanwhile the new triangulation of badbrad, katieho, and mikeythegood is escalating, looks like mikey's not goin down without a fight...of course katieho has NO loyalty to anyone so I can see her fallin back into the mikeylove thing again, at least til simon comes back for a visit, or bumps into jack on purpose and cries her ittybitty eyes out...hate her...

And there go those snyder men again bein all self-righteous and holier than thou, like where does that come from, hmmmm...love em and hate em...maybe if simon comes back soon he can get together with the much deserving lily and carly who also have a "past" with him, as well as katieho whose the closest he'll ever get to love...hate him, but love him more...